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it's highschool basketball all over again

Sailor butts Butts moon Moon Sailors

have you tried Naruto Season 33340 episode 598 - Demon Ninjas in space

woah, I know you're all excited about the prospect of murder and mayhem, but that's no reason to say hurtful and outright untrue things....if anything, ol' billy blue eyes is underrated....

"...yeah i'm gonna turn you in, this isn't fucking Dexter, what are you out of your mind....some feel good serial killer....he only kills the bad guys...get the fuck outta here..." - Bill Burr

and with this I feel confident in saying, without reservation, this will be a great year, one of the greatest of our lives.... i am high as fuck

you know I knew that was basically what it was, but even though it was my idea I am not enthused.... I think I was more in love with the idea than the reality....I mean I don't sleep outside, I pass out outside....there's a difference

lets move to California and be beach bums....that's still a thing right? they got those over there

sleep will not come and by golly why should it, it owes me nothing....in any case, i have a oz of some indica and the venture bros playing on a loop...why not see how long we can stay awake into the new year....and i'm not conscripting you into this by saying "we," there's more than one voice in the old noggin', if you get mah drift... Happy new year, ya fucks!!!

well then you gotta do it....no regerts, homie (to all law enforcement entities, this is an attempt at humor and not real and actual incitement and should by no means be taken as such)

sure it would.....add color to life is the best way I could explain it......but it's a hassle....

girrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl yew muuuust beee ouch cho mmaind

absolutely shitfaced with the homies on new years and you didn't end up in jail or worse....attaboi...

oh, sorry....I was watching on the AS site...it's been on all day

ok, admittedly slightly high, but based on my standards that's dead sober >.>

i'm entering 2017 dead sober...watching the venture brothers marathon on AS... best new year decision in years...

I clicked expecting "funny" disappoint

@CAC

haha...more people should pronounce his name that way...guy's my favorite late night host....

oh.....well then I suggest you find a stone mill and get to work for the next 10 yrs after which you will have the large muscles and inexplicable combat skills to avenge/survive/and otherwise totally own your world...

this is even more awesome when you consider that this guy has well known politicians assassinated in broad day light....it would be nothing to find and cap some smiley face sitting in an apartment somewhere making youtube videos....

for real though....imagine it, not that long ago, this would be it....full life lived, children had and out of the nest, and here come the barbarian horde just over the ridge....

hahaha....a lot of fat guys, very very fat, I mean don't underestimate how fat.... you're a saint, you are....