Mix

I thought everyone was just going to set up deer blinds and shoot down the delivery drones.... is that no longer the plan?

I'll make you.........something.......dammit, I can't think of a comeback, you got me all discombobulated... i'll get you for this, you no icecream havin' sumbitch....

i've murdered for less........now get me my icecream, old man

poop

yeah, well....I think the bra burning generation should of been known as the heel burning generation.....

in my eyes, women's clothing and shoes = discomfort I grew up in a house full of women so yeah, I've gotten bored and tried on.....a lot of things '>.> I hate the shoes the most...can't fathom why you love those things so much...

I mean, yeah......and I'm proud too.... I'm like - "check this out" she's like - "what, it's not that big" i'm like - "what, no, the balls, girl...the balls....you ever see ones this big..........and smooth" she's like - " " I'm like - "yeah, bebeh" it's how it goes every time

when I sat down I felt one of my balls go up into my body Title of tomorrow's thread = "I returned some tight pants today" I guess i'm not meant to be stylish

maybe uhh, you and some of the girls pay our friend a visit after work....maybe uhh, take some steel bats and invite him to the batting cages for swing practice...

aww shucks, don't you pay no mind to mornin' Mix, he's a jerk....evenin' Mix is here to tell ya that you're A-ok in my book, haus.... you can trust me 'cause I have dis here southern accent...which says i'm decent, salt of the earth, country folk....

I looked up Metok thinking it was a slur.....it was his name wasn't it?

NO, YOU'RE THE POINT!!! i'm just saying things now....this has been a most unproductive morning....aaaand nope, it's 2 in the afternoon

I will own you......I mean that literally, like my counter suit will go so well they will bring back slavery...

and? that's plenty.....When I was young we couldn't afford even half that

I don't know when....just felt it was recent, at least in my mind it seemed that way....

great.....that's great....I'm happy for you

my grasp on the flow of time is not firm

good good sometimes, ghostrek............sometimes

[smirks and waits for @Gogo Yubari to arrive and mock you mercilessly about the bountiful five whole fucking hours your benevolent God has seen fit to bless you with] The cusp of total failure is going to be the title of my memoirs....thanks, I'll be sure to credit you :Smileyhatsoff:

it's a fucking pink ball good question, i'm sure there is a satisfying answer out there somewhere

it's a boy here? I kinda thought it could be whatevs like how it takes on the characteristics of the things it eats it's my favorite character on smash bros...'cause it's super easy >.>