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you make me so furious sometimes

luv u 2 ur telling me you don't want to be one half of Mathew Mcconaughey??? I find that hard to believe

we could make Mathew Mcconaughey....think about it

hmm, you shouldn't really be at this stage till like 2am....you're kinda powering through here, but that's ok....just go ahead and find photos of when you were young and let it really wash over you....

huh, her real name's stefani....I legit thought her first name was lady, last name gaga.....anyone else I'd think it was a stage name >.>

awww, that's nice..............i'm a sociopath nothing about how I present myself here is full picture......you think my abs are great....you don't know me

I totally lost track of her after No Doubt....her stuff's not bad...don't think i'll be putting it into rotation though

yessss....yessss.....let the alcohol do it's work, my son......embrace it.....it will protect you..... fyi - you're gonna wanna lock your phone away in a hard to get place.....trust me

if I was going to go over the edge it'd be with heroine in my veins, not redneck coffee...at the very least opium

seems legit

I....don't think so '>.>

yeah, but that really just requires money....you don't need any "power" beyond that of an average able bodied human being... I wonder if things would have turned out differently if someone had let poor Scar face know as much....would have been a different movie

hmm.......for $275

first you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the women.....or, I guess you could just stop at step one, this hierarchy doesn't really make sense '>.>

don't put that curse on me....I'm outta shawshank, i'm free....why would I wanna go back

right... chocolate_soda played it like a while back and I was instantly hooked....I wonder where that guy is

you don't want these problems

I need to use protection, she's got me figured out She looks back and kills me when she puts her clothes on I need to learn my lesson, she's got me figured out but I don't want to have to sit around and wait for her to come around, 'cause I don't come around I don't want to hesitate with ya babe but I can see you comin' I'll turn you into nothin'

I'm genuinely happy that I don't have to lie and say it's good to spare your feelings....high five this is your first time?