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Run away fast as you can

maybe your life, loser...

it's a real feeling though...realer than most, I think

have you seen this one

bring it on, I got nothin' to lose and that makes me da....wait, I just remembered I have to go to my god daughter's recital next week, so maybe hold off bringing it on for after that.... yeah, god daughter....I know....people are idiots

- just tell her you wanna bang her -- what? Is that how you get girls? - it's a 50/50 shot! perfection

24-52 Highly susceptible to cults

I lined up in solidarity when everybody said this movie was the best thing since sliced bread, even though I had some criticisms....but fuck off, an oscar it was a good, not great, super hero flick.....call it a win and make more female driven action movies, don't put your flag down and die on this hill...

idk, after watching the music video it's sorta growing on me....

darn these kids and their brand new joints....I can't wait till I can refurbish my body with clone parts from china

look at it...look at it carefully....it signals the dawning of a new age....the future we were promised is now... self driving cars, president Camacho, monkey clones, and the biggest rapper in the country is a mentally handicapped 18 year old.... what a time to be alive...

I only do it when i'm awake

I got up to do it and, I kid you not, heard a pop in my hip

I just saw a fighter do this after knocking a guy out....I thought it was some weird taunt Is this a wide spread dance craze? 'cause I gotta learn it quick, I missed the nae nae bubble...

that guy's more of a machine gun kelly than an eminem...anyway he's just a rando...Jimmy and christian Marky Mark and Mystikal make these and I think it's ok situational comedy....it's for when you're smacked and don't want to think too hard

I hear hitchhiking is super safe these days....

he was mesmerized and you know it.... this is what was going through his mind...

all this did was make me start doing squats....I can't end up like that...he turned around and there was nothing