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You know you could of just masturbated, right?

They made it seem like they gave him the dying patients 'cause he was such a good doctor, but really it was because those were the only people who would put up with that shit.

In the spirit of embarrassing confessions, I will admit it took me longer than I would like to realize that wasn't Zeni. ~Five Minutes Ago~ Me: "My man lost some weight. Going to the gym, not skipping leg day. Good for him."

Memes and Maps - Yahoo! Porn - Yahoo! Reverse image searches - Yahoo! Email - Yahoo! News - Yahoo! I own stock in - Yahoo!

~ Somewhere in Russia ~ Putin: Just kill them!

I know what it looks like when a man is being given an offer he can't refuse. Gaetz looks shook.

If I was Kevin McCarthy, I would sue the devil for breach of contract.

Thank god somebody finally asked. I've been lost for so long I started to think he may be their imaginary friend.

It's always odd to hear someone say a conservative politician "doesn't represent conservative values." How do you casually step away from a politician on your side, but still align yourself with their constituency? The line should of read, "Lauren Boebert and the people of the 3rd congressional district of Colorado don't represent conservative values." No one ever says it like that though.

They're not going to care about your quarter staff in a walmart because they're to busy watching the shoppers open carrying. 😆 There are guns everywhere, dude. This isn't the 16th century. In every scenario involving weapons, you get gunned down. So all that's left are the situations where you would essentially be beating unarmed people with a big stick.

Create enough chaos and the world realigns.

Wait, Nickelback? it's one of those >.>

Creed

Those were the co-promotional fights between Bellator and Rizin. There were other fights on the card that were even less competitive and people got knocked out...like our naked guy

only in my dreams

I didn't know they could be lying on their back. I mean it becomes more of a pyramid than a tower, but I'm not going to argue with a website that has a medical degree.

The new year's here and I find myself wondering..........where is Herschel Walker?

God Bless Ameri Japan 😅 😪 He did not win 😐 🤣

https://apnews.com/article/pele-soccer-star-dead-f2c5f7d2771b96dbd854cb025ab2563a I've been a fan of soccer now for a whole two months, so I speak for all soccer fans everywhere when I say i'm devastated by this news.

I remember him saying he moved to Romania because he could bribe the cops and do whatever he wanted. I guess the cost of dropping human trafficking charges was too high.

The reason Tory wasn't that good at music was because it was his fall back plan. Most of Tory's fans, myself included, didn't learn about the music till after he shot Meg. The Tory we knew and supported was a young black basketball player from Canada with more heart than his 4'11" frame could contain. We cheered on the little man as he chased his hoop dreams in 1v1 games against the giants of the court. He went to New York and faced Tekashi 69 in a hard fought game that saw him losing $20,000. He went to Atlanta and faced Quavo and didn't even score a point. You would think these losses would crush his spirit, but no, when you're 3'5", you can't afford to look down...only up.....for safety. No, Tory picked himself up and went to test himself where the real ballers be....Miami. He entered N.O.R.E's basketball tournament and earned everyone's respect by playing through a crushing injury to his hair. We, his fans, will always remember that as the highlight of his career. That is why I choose to remember Tory as a shooter of balls, not feet. I leave you now with a clip of the man playing the game that he loved.