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Not the worst idea. We are, technically, sharing a space already.

I live in Atlanta and she lives with her husband.

If I could turn states evidence, I would. Start over in some sleepy town where no one knows you on the governments dime. "yeah, @molarbear and @Doom Metal Alchemist handle all the drugs and prostitution on the east coast. No, they stick to what they're good at. @molarbear handles the drugs and @Doom Metal Alchemist the prostitution. You got everything? OK, should I pack a bag or what?"

Probably in your car. Dude, where's your car?

The car did all the work. It's about time somebody said it.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canadian-pm-apologises-after-parliamentary-speaker-publicly-praised-nazi-2023-09-27/ The president's apologizing, the speakers resigning, and Poland wants him extradited. That's all fun and everything, but I haven't heard anything critical about the guy's decision to accept the invite. Imagine being a Nazi that got away with it (the guy was 98, he was at the finish line) and you receive an invitation to be honored by the government of the country you've been successfully hiding out in. Why would you go? I have to think he didn't make it this far by being sloppy. You have to see the background check coming, right? I mean, whatever they think this guy did, he did it. No innocent man would have the balls to show up and receive that standing ovation with that feigned look of humility. That guy did not give a fuck. There's nothing they could do to him now. Trashed reputations don't mean anything to these guys. This was one last fuck you.

It's part of what made it awesome. Any good cartoon is weird

Please explain.

Joe Biden is a wild boy.

You should feel.....her sitting on your face.

Like, they try to convince you that you're the only guy they're fucking. - "My husband hasn't touched me in years." - "Listen, I don't care if you're fucking your husband or anyone else. That has nothing to do with this." - "oh" - "Yeah, I'm not a good guy. You know that, right?"

and how many arms do they have?

I...don't think you're allowed to ask that question. At the very least, i'm not allowed to answer it. This feels like a trap. A booby trap. I'm in trouble, aren't I?

In my defense, you're a lot smarter now. I mean, you were married back then.

Do you think you'll ever get married again or nah? I'm fascinated by people who have been married multiple times. I like listening to them explain how they've "figured it out."

You know, right away, what their partner was into. You're getting the same moves. - "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?" - "I was trying to help you finish." - "Oh, you were doing that for me?" - "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot." - "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time." - "oh, shit. haha." - "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>"

Yeah, that's how garage sales work, lady.

huh...Smaug was right.....they were asking for it

They were mining jewels. You think Elon's dad cleaned up after himself? No, he was too busy mining jewels and hooking up with family members. Jewel wealth frees you from the constraints that bind the rest of us. The seven dwarfs should of had a maid and A BIGGER HOUSE.

but Santa and his "elves"...that's just fine??? There's some magic little people have that blinds you to slavery. The Seven Dwarfs were mining for jewels, but the home Snow White cleaned for them looked pretty broke down. Where was all this jewel wealth going?

With it looking how it looked (and the fact it was in Alabama), is there any chance they weren't racist, but just assholes?

That guy was my favorite character in this soon-to-be folk tale. Unfortunately, he was too measured for the internet. He arrived at the dock during intermission, found the old dude walking around, and saw no need to do anything unnecessary. Had he came out of the water and just laid someone out, there would be no end to the memes.