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In my defense, you're a lot smarter now. I mean, you were married back then.

Do you think you'll ever get married again or nah? I'm fascinated by people who have been married multiple times. I like listening to them explain how they've "figured it out."

You know, right away, what their partner was into. You're getting the same moves. - "so, uhhh...you're like, super into butt play?" - "I was trying to help you finish." - "Oh, you were doing that for me?" - "Yeah, the prostate is like the male g-spot." - "idk, I was doing pretty good before a finger went up my ass. If anything, it's a trick for lasting longer. That shit improved my time." - "oh, shit. haha." - "hehe...on an unrelated note, I like to cry in bathrooms from time to time. It has nothing to do with this, so don't you spare it a second thought. Just something I gotta do...right now >.>"

Yeah, that's how garage sales work, lady.

huh...Smaug was right.....they were asking for it

They were mining jewels. You think Elon's dad cleaned up after himself? No, he was too busy mining jewels and hooking up with family members. Jewel wealth frees you from the constraints that bind the rest of us. The seven dwarfs should of had a maid and A BIGGER HOUSE.

but Santa and his "elves"...that's just fine??? There's some magic little people have that blinds you to slavery. The Seven Dwarfs were mining for jewels, but the home Snow White cleaned for them looked pretty broke down. Where was all this jewel wealth going?

You guys are as dumb as that lady if you think he still doesn't have those dogs.

Sometimes prison changes a person for the better.

Hornshire, buddy, when did they let you out? or...did you escape? You know what, it doesn't matter. Welcome back, homie......you don't still remember where I live, do you? 'cause I moved....so, no need to come by or anything...

When I told my sister about this, she said without hesitation, "stop calling me. I hate you."

Work licenses? Liberals are ruining this country.

OMG JESUS NO!!! What about your infamously substantial phallus? Please tell me it's ok. I would be so sad if something happened to it before you got a chance to use it.

What...the...fuck??? Who the hell raped my sister? It must of been when she was really young 'cause she made me proof read that love letter she wrote to her best friend in the eighth grade. I guess that's why she never laughed at the jokes I made about cousin Ronny getting molested......OMG COUSIN RONNY!!! Wait, did she say everybody turns gay after rape or is it a case by case basis? You know what, i'm just going to face time my sister and cousin Ronny and i'm going to get to the bottom of this.

I've made great strides with anger, but not depression. So, naturally, my days are shit. I don't want to do shit. My anger was fueling my life.....biodegradable fuel, anger is....fucking eco-friendly and everything. Every functioning person is a delicate balance of shit that may not all be great, but it's working. It may not be sustainable, but fuck, it's working. You can't just throw therapy in there and hope for the best. Therapy is like chemical X. People always highlight the powerpuff girls, but they never talk about that purple bitch that blew up. Remember her? She probably would of been just fine without chemical x. We don't all need to fly. I've been walking all my life, it's fine.

They were weed gummies.

Don't give up on it. You might of just stumbled across something. "Late as a one trick pony" rolls of the tongue so well. I want to keep talking about this, but i'm tired as a big dick bat. i'm going to crash.

Are one trick ponies known for being late? Or is that like a saying...late as a one trick pony....it sounds off, but it could be something...idk, i'm drunk... I tried to take a shot every time you said asvab, like halfway through reading this thread (you were saying it alot, bruv) I gave up at seven....it's a tuesday....I have work in the morning....also, I wanted to live....you said that shit like fifty times