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This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence. And Clarence lives at home with both parents. And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?

World = Shattered

Did you know Good Will Hunting was originally about cannibalism? The original title was Good Will Hunting Humans. - "Do you like apple sauce?" - "Yeah." - "I could tell. Your leg is delicious, by the way."

You're still going to court over that streaking incident? That should of been a slap on the wrist. Sure, not everyone streaks at a church during a funeral, but we all grieve in our own way. You let me know if you need a character witness.

I was setting up a joke about gingers that was so stupid I can't remember it...

Hey look, i'm kewl, but some people may try to cancel you for that kind of talk. That expression....turns out it's racist now.

They were cellphones before cellphones?

There's always time for a lil' hell raisin', bebe.......but yes, they did revoke my access, almost immediately.

I saw a guy carrying one today and immediately alerted the authorities.

It's shameful. His district really ought to think about electing a better class of pedophile. Someone that really stands on their values.

Cocaine Bear

...ONE WEEK LATER

My guy, if you want to fuck me, all you have to do is ask.

them wuz the days, bruv

Not the worst idea. We are, technically, sharing a space already.

I live in Atlanta and she lives with her husband.

If I could turn states evidence, I would. Start over in some sleepy town where no one knows you on the governments dime. "yeah, @molarbear and @Doom Metal Alchemist handle all the drugs and prostitution on the east coast. No, they stick to what they're good at. @molarbear handles the drugs and @Doom Metal Alchemist the prostitution. You got everything? OK, should I pack a bag or what?"

Probably in your car. Dude, where's your car?

The car did all the work. It's about time somebody said it.

https://www.reuters.com/world/americas/canadian-pm-apologises-after-parliamentary-speaker-publicly-praised-nazi-2023-09-27/ The president's apologizing, the speakers resigning, and Poland wants him extradited. That's all fun and everything, but I haven't heard anything critical about the guy's decision to accept the invite. Imagine being a Nazi that got away with it (the guy was 98, he was at the finish line) and you receive an invitation to be honored by the government of the country you've been successfully hiding out in. Why would you go? I have to think he didn't make it this far by being sloppy. You have to see the background check coming, right? I mean, whatever they think this guy did, he did it. No innocent man would have the balls to show up and receive that standing ovation with that feigned look of humility. That guy did not give a fuck. There's nothing they could do to him now. Trashed reputations don't mean anything to these guys. This was one last fuck you.

It's part of what made it awesome. Any good cartoon is weird

Please explain.