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Car fetish and a foot fetish. Are you single?

I always give them five stars, is that not enough

These Uber drivers are always so fidgety.

That has never seemed more like a slur for little people.

You think they'd use the clip in the movie? I feel like it would be disrespectful not to.

This isn't a thread about private schools. This is a thread about old movies, battle rap, and long held resentment against your family.

Who the hell is mitt romney?

These bars were vicious when I was eleven. I was the only person in my family that went to public school, so I'd go around saying, "you went to Cranbrook, that's a private school." Man, I was so cool back then. That's why my parents sent me to public school. They were like, "this one is too cool to wear a uniform...until he enters the job market with his public school education."

This guy's a gangster? His real name's Clarence. And Clarence lives at home with both parents. And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage.

What's the matter, dawg? You embarrassed?

World = Shattered

Did you know Good Will Hunting was originally about cannibalism? The original title was Good Will Hunting Humans. - "Do you like apple sauce?" - "Yeah." - "I could tell. Your leg is delicious, by the way."

You're still going to court over that streaking incident? That should of been a slap on the wrist. Sure, not everyone streaks at a church during a funeral, but we all grieve in our own way. You let me know if you need a character witness.

I was setting up a joke about gingers that was so stupid I can't remember it...

Hey look, i'm kewl, but some people may try to cancel you for that kind of talk. That expression....turns out it's racist now.

They were cellphones before cellphones?

There's always time for a lil' hell raisin', bebe.......but yes, they did revoke my access, almost immediately.

I saw a guy carrying one today and immediately alerted the authorities.

It's shameful. His district really ought to think about electing a better class of pedophile. Someone that really stands on their values.

Cocaine Bear

...ONE WEEK LATER

My guy, if you want to fuck me, all you have to do is ask.

them wuz the days, bruv