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I was setting up a joke about gingers that was so stupid I can't remember it...

Hey look, i'm kewl, but some people may try to cancel you for that kind of talk. That expression....turns out it's racist now.

They were cellphones before cellphones?

There's always time for a lil' hell raisin', bebe.......but yes, they did revoke my access, almost immediately.

I saw a guy carrying one today and immediately alerted the authorities.

Cocaine Bear

...ONE WEEK LATER

My guy, if you want to fuck me, all you have to do is ask.

them wuz the days, bruv

Not the worst idea. We are, technically, sharing a space already.

I live in Atlanta and she lives with her husband.

If I could turn states evidence, I would. Start over in some sleepy town where no one knows you on the governments dime. "yeah, @molarbear and @Doom Metal Alchemist handle all the drugs and prostitution on the east coast. No, they stick to what they're good at. @molarbear handles the drugs and @Doom Metal Alchemist the prostitution. You got everything? OK, should I pack a bag or what?"

Probably in your car. Dude, where's your car?

The car did all the work. It's about time somebody said it.

It's part of what made it awesome. Any good cartoon is weird

Please explain.

Joe Biden is a wild boy.

You should feel.....her sitting on your face.

Like, they try to convince you that you're the only guy they're fucking. - "My husband hasn't touched me in years." - "Listen, I don't care if you're fucking your husband or anyone else. That has nothing to do with this." - "oh" - "Yeah, I'm not a good guy. You know that, right?"

and how many arms do they have?

I...don't think you're allowed to ask that question. At the very least, i'm not allowed to answer it. This feels like a trap. A booby trap. I'm in trouble, aren't I?

In my defense, you're a lot smarter now. I mean, you were married back then.

Do you think you'll ever get married again or nah? I'm fascinated by people who have been married multiple times. I like listening to them explain how they've "figured it out."