Mix

The reason Tory wasn't that good at music was because it was his fall back plan. Most of Tory's fans, myself included, didn't learn about the music till after he shot Meg. The Tory we knew and supported was a young black basketball player from Canada with more heart than his 4'11" frame could contain. We cheered on the little man as he chased his hoop dreams in 1v1 games against the giants of the court. He went to New York and faced Tekashi 69 in a hard fought game that saw him losing $20,000. He went to Atlanta and faced Quavo and didn't even score a point. You would think these losses would crush his spirit, but no, when you're 3'5", you can't afford to look down...only up.....for safety. No, Tory picked himself up and went to test himself where the real ballers be....Miami. He entered N.O.R.E's basketball tournament and earned everyone's respect by playing through a crushing injury to his hair. We, his fans, will always remember that as the highlight of his career. That is why I choose to remember Tory as a shooter of balls, not feet. I leave you now with a clip of the man playing the game that he loved.

It was 16 degrees when I went out this morning.... shouldn't o' done that... fuck this shit...

The Expanse is the most underrated, underappreciated show i've ever come across. I'm glad those guys are getting a shot at other stuff.

Fucking nightmare, that is... Run the water like every one says. Also, shut off the water to outside faucets and drain them. Insulate any above ground pipes outside and in the garage, basement, or attic. Good luck

Dying from covid in 2022, during Christmas.....I guess i've seen less subtle middle fingers from the universe. The best advice I can give you is the one my sister gave me. "If you think you're about to die, please do everything you can to close your eyes. Dying with your eyes open is very creepy." - Mix's sister

inorite No wonder the crowds always riot.

...but they lost me immediately. A sports clock that counts up is just wrong. There should be a law. 😤

Happy Birthday, Katt. Throwing nine parties seems like it would be a pain.

Well, I was happy in my ignorance, (less sad than usual) but now i've learned there could have been a Batman Beyond movie...why does the world take away the things that I love even before I learn of their existence....This is the jacket pocket ounce of marijuana all over again

We all have, dude...[sigh]...we all have

You can't unfuck anything, turns out.

A movie about the amazons set on that island would be a runaway success.

All things aside, The Merchant of Death is a dope nickname. Honestly, if I was Putin, I'd trade for him just so we could watch The Lord of War together. - "Ok, so, how accurate is this scene?" - "This never happened." - "No? How about the plane scene with the Africans?" - "This is a movie. Nicolas Cage doesn't even kill anybody." - "Oh, so you killed some people." - "They call me The Merchant of Death. What do you think?" - "That...you're in sales."

Human Traffic

Happy Birthday. I got you a brand new TV. On an unrelated note, I broke your old TV, ok, Happy Birthday....

I woke up early to go vote. I can't stand the soul crushing lines. Gotta be first. In and out. Place opens at 7am, so I got there at 6:30am, just to be safe. First person there. I'm set. I'm going to be in and out, baybeee.... 7:05am, aaand nothing. Wtf is going on? Lady pulls up, "Are they not open yet?" "No." "Did you check the entrance on the other side?" "Other side?" FML

gotcha, will do

I've actually completely forgotten what it was about. Is it worth watching or should I just read the plot and call it a day?

First time for me, boss. Now if we're talkin' big birds, this wasn't the first. Ran into an aggressive goose once and saw my life flash before my eyes (most of it was spent in front of a screen displaying cartoons or porn....and sometimes, cartoon porn)

Wait, I'm supposed to keep it?

It was my first time and I wasn't using it how you're supposed to. Before I began cutting, I remember thinking, "how funny would it be if this is how I died." - "Yo, I heard Mix died." - "Overdose?" - "Circular Saw." Luckily, it all worked out and I was super psyched. Had a whole mini-celebration and everything. Then, at that moment something deep inside told me to look up. I was standing under a tree. In that tree was a falcon just staring at me. I thought, "how funny would it be if this is how I died."