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Three kids in a trench coat would have come up with better lies. Also, he's too short. He's two kids in a trench coat, tops.

I thought they kept gangs separate in prison.

This can't be true. That's dude's the dirtiest.....like.....that's not a tan

The first guy through the door usually lives. It's the second guy that gets shot. Unfortunately, the first guy does get a front row seat to his buddy's death, so he spends the rest of his life having nightmares about it. War is hell. Even if you survive, you'll wish you hadn't. (I've been watching a lot of war docs recently)

What? Why would you...? I mean, ok, I guess. If that's what you want.

Stop making sense, damn you. All these people need to be put in prison immediately. The same prison preferably. Trump and Pence in one cell. Biden and his vice co-captain (the name escapes me, I wanna say Shonda Rhimes for some reason) in the next cell. Guns trained on them at all times to prevent even the slightest chance that they might again get their hands on a classified White House Party RSVP list.

Is that it? Is that his secret?

When you see him on TV, does it seem like he's wearing makeup? Or is his skin just flawless? He could save himself a lot of trouble if he just offered us his skin care regimen for two years in office. People have gotten votes for less.

I can see that.....also, you think he gets a rush from lying....like a gambling addict?

I don't believe this dude has any mental illness. He doesn't believe what he says is true. He's just a con man. Not all con men are good at what they do. Granted, he did lie his way into congress.

Politicians lie all the time. That's what they do. Stop hating on George and give him his props. My man is changing the game. Don't lie about what you're going to do when you get into office. Lie about WHO YOU ARE.

Press play on the youtube video above, start the song and let me take you on a short journey exploring the improbable rise of the Siberian legend simply known as "Pelmen" (Dumpling).

This is the best era to be alive. "Always save the best for last. " - There is no God

The obstacle is the path.

Try to take over the world?

When I was a kid I watched the show for Scooby and Shaggy. Couldn't care less about the other three. I remember watching a few Halloween specials or movies where it was just Scooby and Shaggy having an adventure. I used to try to get my dog to solve mysteries with me, but it got old because it always ended up being the same mystery...The Mystery of the Missing Dog and the Angry Parents. He was a runner. I guess what i'm trying to say is, whatever he did, it's not worth throwing away such a deep bond. You should call him. Maybe meet up for a scooby snack and a chat about old times.

They made this just for me.

Fuck, that show was funny. Did it not have the views or is what you said true and they're just getting rid of western animation?

You guys are right, I looked it up and there were so many signs I totally missed...still, American Sherlock Holmes is a terrible doctor

Then add that to the story. Phil - "Today, I tricked a facebook scammer into sexting with me without his/her knowledge. I came so hard."

What?

I didn't notice that. If that's what they were going for, why not let him keep the british accent?

Yeah, hot actresses are hot.

It was a good show. He was a bad doctor.