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damn it, I need guarantees.....I've been burned too many times

so you guarantee it's good?

It looked, to me at least, like some awesome Royal Tenenbaums meets Teen Titans grown up type thing.....it's wasn't....it takes serious talent to create an underwhelming project like this....I've never said or thought this before, but I could have done better

you're not alone in this

I have not been keeping track of time well this week...everything is sort of fused together...

Hey now, Richy Rich, that's a quality bag right there....I'm supposed to what, leave it in the woods....nah, i'm taking my bag with me.....i'm not made of bag money

You've got a dirty mind.....can't a guy set dozens of snakes free without subtext

history and booze....what a combination

oh, you couldn't see it?

This is all I saw......and i'm kinda glad this was it......animal fights aren't like people fights...they bum me out

ofcourse she is....billionaires never fuck girls you fantasize about....it's one of the things that irks me I think it's a rule in the richer than god handbook or something....you can fuck all the sluts you want as long as they look like the life has been sucked out of them.... I can promise you one thing....I ever become a billionaire, my security will have standing orders to taze any super model that comes any where near me....

you're thinking of Charles Bronson

And I thought the private Island with the outdoor toilet overlooking an ocean-side cliff was baller

Did ya get that thing I sent ya?

is his hair real? it's glorious

they're plotting against you........I can see it in their faces

You can get your groceries in this bad boy....all the groceries and if there's a zombie apocalypse.........you can still get your groceries.......your life won't change

hey, it's not the size of the hammer.........you know where i'm going with this