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I knew someone would say this or penis enlargement

my standard mode of operation is to make up for any lapses in technique with overwhelming enthusiasm.....I realized early on that I appreciated the girls who give bad head, but are super into it....it was charming in a way.....so, I figure it probably goes both ways

That's just how serious my man's pussy eating game is....if you don't know, better ask somebody

yo, I fucked up on that neck joke.....I think my man is special needs....you notice how they let him through to the next round and said nothing but positive things

Have I taken readily available and often abused over the counter drugs? Is that what you're asking me?

Sri Lankan karate, 'cause Japanese karate is for pussies with straight necks who don't have crippling CTE

But the pills were made to keep you evened out.....it's not so much a side effect as much as it is an...EFFECT

yeah, ok.....that's definitely an original side effect, lmao

you mean aside from the ones people regularly abuse?

this just sounds like you want radiation poisoning

Xandorphinamite - side effects include permanently enlarged penis and manly facial hair

que?

make up a good side effect you wish future drugs would have....

Where are you getting your mescaline and can I have some?

Micro non-fiction makes great toilet paper......at least I think that's what he was getting at

It's stories like these that make me glad my extended family is half a world away....

Cosplay at a Con, Halloween costume, church clothes.....I wear the same thing.......vampire teeth

Couch Cushion Afro = wakanda forever or maybe for a coupe of hours, this thing is cumbersome, jesus it's hot, I should have thought this through

lmao, I remember this episode.....classic

Yes, it is

Nah, fuck that....i'm up there and they cut my mic, i'm still reading my speech....my man had the right idea

When I saw that stage full of white faces I understood why Greenbook was a story about an accomplished gay black musician's barely literate white driver