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should have stayed home and got drunk on the toilet while drunk dialing people you know....

lmao, I've never been and it's 100% due to the name

You....should youtube her

Is it by Princess Vitarah?

Finally, someone said it.....so, it's not weird if a guy wants to scissor, right? Lesbians do it all the time and it works for them, why limit ourselves....right? right? crap, someone agree with me or this is going to be awkward

Yoooo, I saw this amateur porn where this chick was all about my man and his micro penis.... I don't know if it was a kink or what, but she was all about it....he didn't look ready, like he was shook it was marvelous....truly the last ray of hope left in pandora's big dick box

haha, you're good....my mind randomly stores this type of info, you barely say anything about your love of twin peaks

Hey, this is a safe place. You do you. No one will judge

damn, son

maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality....

wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others..... "I wasn't ready for any of this" On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know

lmao, wait you actually said that? I was just making shit up

Happy birthday, buddy The last year of your life begins now

I...should of probably googled this first >.>

You can still do it....find the nearest open mic night and head down there like

I don't remember a lot of his early movies which were hilarious.... I enjoyed The Drunken Master a lot and The Twin Dragons was pretty funny... Mr. Nice Guy and Rumble in the Bronx are mainstays...

Penis attachments! I know what you're thinking.....how is this not a thing already Just think about all the different variations... Not quite this, but something like this You're welcome, ladies

we're werewolves....not swear-wolves

omg, it's you......i'm so glad to see you're doing well....I always wondered what happened to you

someone's ready for that live action hakuna matata rendition

This is how I read this... "I was staring at her while she slept and I thought, there's plenty to spare if they carve these up"

the cocroaches of the sea??? lmao mmm, appetizing '>.>

i've taken my bike to blood mountain tons of times......only crashed twice I don't see crosses honoring the dead on the side of your road, sooooo fuck outta here with that