Mix

I'm surprised he didn't want his band to play at your wedding

that's me...Mix, ruiner of all things good

Does this look like the face of a man who isn't ready?

Never have I heard of a better, more thoroughly thought, plan

see, even you know he wants it.....you want it too.....we can all tell.....just give it to................hmmm You know what, Buddy might have been right....that list is mostly filled with people with pent up sexual energy between them

Happy day you were born

is it not enough that they wear pants now.....this is a very old sport, passed down through Greek culture.... don't you dare sully it with you hetero-normative cis-gender whatnot (I really hope I used those terms right)

oh there were plenty of match ups for you guys, but at this point it's more about what the people want....

This is combat... Ever heard of greek wrestling?

I figured, "hey, he's getting married....he doesn't need another fight on his hands"

Brilliant....we should share match maker duties....we can hold an event every month What would we call it?

I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time....

lmao, mother-in-laws are scary.....it's like a law of nature

why are all these for Zeni I think this should be the fight card Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar UNDERCARD: @cyberbully vs @ghostrek @scoobdog vs @NaBron_James @garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law @SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy @PowerKing vs @1938 Packard

and this isn't the first story of runners being attacked.....why are they running these trails unarmed...or at all

I read the story and they tried to downplay it by saying the cougar wan't fully grown....fuck outta here eighty pounds is big enough that dude is a gangsta

is very boobs...I mean intelligent

It's settled then. The pact is sealed. If we aren't married by the time we're forty.....or, when i'm 40 and your, what, 65.....we'll meet in Vegas and tie the knot beats dying alone right

well, it was about you and your partner until you guys decided "hey, lets get the government and maybe even god in on this thing we got" lmao, that was the other part of the thing I couldn't remember before... Hey, has anyone congratulated you yet? Congrats, garbage ....uhh, you need a new first name....Congrats, homie

If cookie crisp cereal was a person