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Hey, this is a safe place. You do you. No one will judge

damn, son

maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality....

wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others..... "I wasn't ready for any of this" On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know

lmao, wait you actually said that? I was just making shit up

Happy birthday, buddy The last year of your life begins now

I...should of probably googled this first >.>

You can still do it....find the nearest open mic night and head down there like

I don't remember a lot of his early movies which were hilarious.... I enjoyed The Drunken Master a lot and The Twin Dragons was pretty funny... Mr. Nice Guy and Rumble in the Bronx are mainstays...

Penis attachments! I know what you're thinking.....how is this not a thing already Just think about all the different variations... Not quite this, but something like this You're welcome, ladies

we're werewolves....not swear-wolves

omg, it's you......i'm so glad to see you're doing well....I always wondered what happened to you

someone's ready for that live action hakuna matata rendition

This is how I read this... "I was staring at her while she slept and I thought, there's plenty to spare if they carve these up"

the cocroaches of the sea??? lmao mmm, appetizing '>.>

i've taken my bike to blood mountain tons of times......only crashed twice I don't see crosses honoring the dead on the side of your road, sooooo fuck outta here with that

it looks like an insect.....never got the appeal

my cats used to hide when they got sick....keep an eye on her

80% of americans have or will have back problems only 28% of american women have a C cup or higher use this info as you will.....I have no skin in this game, i'm a butt and legs guy, but @Doom Metal Alchemist has a panic attack every time he hears the words "breast reduction".....I believe I've heard him describe the procedure as "...right up there with climate change as a sign this world is coming to an end..."

I had a red snapper a couple days ago...without the ice, amaretto and cranberry juice

I'm a man of the world.................................I saw it on Desus and Mero >.>

I thought you were being your usual sour self, but you may have had a point.....this show is really underwhelming me

There are more iterations of the "Got Talent"....each funnier and more disastrous than the last

My only goal when I started was to see them all, that's why I lasted so long....I suppose in their defense, had they found Escanor in season one, the entire arc would have been over in five episodes....

I got baked and watched both seasons a little while ago.... I kept saying I was gonna stop, but was too baked to get up.....eventually got into it Escanor up in dis ho