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Mix

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  1. I thought about that, but the ghostrek fight seemed more fair.....the old man would just get killed, but ghostrek would at least be able to pull out his dick and club you with it or strangle you depending on how hard he was at the time....
  2. lmao, mother-in-laws are scary.....it's like a law of nature
  3. why are all these for Zeni I think this should be the fight card Main Event: (tag team match) @fuggstop / military hottie vs @midnight / @discolemonade Co-main Event: @Zenigundam vs @stilgar UNDERCARD: @cyberbully vs @ghostrek @scoobdog vs @NaBron_James @garbagepailcat vs her mother-in-law @SwimModSponges vs @Ginguy @PowerKing vs @1938 Packard
  4. and this isn't the first story of runners being attacked.....why are they running these trails unarmed...or at all
  5. I read the story and they tried to downplay it by saying the cougar wan't fully grown....fuck outta here eighty pounds is big enough that dude is a gangsta
  6. is very boobs...I mean intelligent
  7. It's settled then. The pact is sealed. If we aren't married by the time we're forty.....or, when i'm 40 and your, what, 65.....we'll meet in Vegas and tie the knot beats dying alone right
  8. well, it was about you and your partner until you guys decided "hey, lets get the government and maybe even god in on this thing we got" lmao, that was the other part of the thing I couldn't remember before... Hey, has anyone congratulated you yet? Congrats, garbage ....uhh, you need a new first name....Congrats, homie
  9. If cookie crisp cereal was a person
  10. I remember someone saying weddings aren't for the bride and groom, they're for the people who attend... There was more, but I can't remember
  11. idk, I just made this one 'cause I thought they were dickin' around when I saw the ages on the front page....
  12. lmao, I should be dead................ omg, i'm dead This explains so much
  13. They're 131 and 152 years old, respectively You guys don't look a day over 82.....what's your secret?
  14. Stop, please.....one kid is plenty
  15. I slowly die inside in these situations which you apparently pay extra for
  16. You can say the same about most generalized hatred....it's a religion, it's a race, it's a nationality, it's a whatever... No one ever comes up with an argument for any of those that isn't heavily flawed
  17. Who knows... I'm both unable and unwilling to form any meaningful bonds with people....at least that's what my ex said She might be right
  18. for baldness? I'm sure he meant like plugs or whatever
  19. what's the cowards way out?
  20. is that a tough man tourny?
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