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Hairy Potter is best wizard everrrrr

Let's go to this party at my friend's house where we can fight with an audience...

Terrible black history month had a surprise twist ending

This is by far your best post ever....I nearly choked and my juice went up my nose

I mean I was planning to Super Mario my way through Wiggins, Mississippi to find Peach and defeat Bowser, but your plan sounds better.....and, to be honest, more likely to succeed.....I would have never made it out of Mississippi

happy to oblige

she was too good for me anyway

Robert Sheehan needs more work....he's always good in anything I see him in

actually it's Bástard I'll thank you to address me properly

You can't just assemble the elements of a good show and stop there....i'm sick of people taking this bullshit shortcut there's more missing than a lazy ending....character and story development was half-assed

should have stayed home and got drunk on the toilet while drunk dialing people you know....

lmao, I've never been and it's 100% due to the name

You....should youtube her

Is it by Princess Vitarah?

Finally, someone said it.....so, it's not weird if a guy wants to scissor, right? Lesbians do it all the time and it works for them, why limit ourselves....right? right? crap, someone agree with me or this is going to be awkward

Yoooo, I saw this amateur porn where this chick was all about my man and his micro penis.... I don't know if it was a kink or what, but she was all about it....he didn't look ready, like he was shook it was marvelous....truly the last ray of hope left in pandora's big dick box

haha, you're good....my mind randomly stores this type of info, you barely say anything about your love of twin peaks

Hey, this is a safe place. You do you. No one will judge

damn, son

maybe, but your love of chest pillows is well documented, and I tend to run with even the smallest details in my effort to use a constant stream of jokes in place of an actual personality....

wow, weird, through out my life i've heard those words from family, friends, and significant others..... "I wasn't ready for any of this" On my grave stone it's going to say "Be Ready Next Time"....as a warning Not because I believe in re-incarnation, but because I believe in Resurrection.....my followers will summon me from the depths of the underworld with the eye of Anubis and I shall RISE TO RULE THIS WORLD AS THE DARK LORD I WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! so it's kinda strange that you would say that here, y'know

lmao, wait you actually said that? I was just making shit up