Mix

...eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider...he sat right beside her....and said, "hey, what's in the bowl, bitch"

kettle cooked chips

You can change the world while making the kind of money that can set you and your family up for life! It makes all the sense in the world! Why wouldn't you do it?

How long, you think, before people realize that's what she was making this whole time?

This thread, which I regretted posting, basically encapsulates how off-kilter i've been since I realized exactly what i've gotten myself into...i'm out of my depth here and i'm fighting a very strong urge to self sabotage...

Are you being intentionally obtuse to mess with me?

That doesn't change things If it'll make you feel better, I'll post a clip when I do an open mic night and you can rag on that

It was an inside joke...she likes to leave notes and it's usually random shit like that...

we've been seeing each other kind of unofficially for a while now.....it's a weird match up and I keep waiting for it to fall apart

Yeah but they've got coke

Hey, you think monkey fathers and sons play catch with poop?

She made fun of me...I wouldn't date anyone who would have done otherwise

No, but it's very telling....I don't like playing the love struck puppy

Nah, she's older than me

This reads a lot more aggressive than I intended...hehe '>.>

Uh huh, yeah...it's a god damn basement....I'll shit on the floor while while I make eye contact with you If I want...don't get full of yourself you basement bar owning muthafukka

...without ever having seen a banana

My man just drank half a beer and had a hit of his friend's dirty dutch....he's feeling himself....you and the other 8 people in there shouldn't be quick to judge Seriously though, there are more people in Rogue's basement

It's a sign of dark times

....and my response was "yeah, hey you have really cute handwriting" didn't even clock it, just hit send before I snapped back to reality I'm gonna go throw myself in my neighbors wood chipper >_>

He's where he belongs....you're the one who is out of place House of Pain's 'Jump around' is all the warning you needed to get the hell out of there.... fuckin' trapped in purgatory

the obstacle is the path