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Mix

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  1. What you need is a whole mess o' condoms.....y'know, to prepare for the life you want, not the life you have I could hook you up, I know a guy.....some of them may have holes in them, but don't even sweat that, pull out game strong
  2. You poked holes in them, didn't you
  3. I own body lotion.....my head is apart of my body
  4. idk, I just found this....it could be her thing, but more than likely it's just 'cause youtubers don't know what the fuck they're doing...
  5. those random lines killed me... lmao, that's exactly what I used to do, but then my sister told me it was bad for my skin and since she has a pharmacy in her bathroom dedicated to her face, I just assumed she was right...
  6. Mix

    UUUUGGGGHHH

    AH HAH! I knew something was up.....your hair was too luxurious though now I don't know what i'm going to do with all these broom handles I sharpened to a fine point...(I thought you were a vampire)
  7. Mix

    UUUUGGGGHHH

    If a doctor botches the surgery, but stitches you up correctly, you don't let him go back in...
  8. Mix

    UUUUGGGGHHH

  9. Mix

    UUUUGGGGHHH

    Get a new hair stylist
  10. have you tried reporting it as hate speech? might be worth a shot
  11. oh, so now it's cute... But when I say it in church......during a funeral......to the Widow......then it's "inappropriate", and "shameful", and "you might be related to her, we're not sure, we don't see that side of the family too often, you should probably leave quietly"
  12. it's been so long I don't even remember the wigs.....but yeah, the final scene was better than the whole movie
  13. oh...I see
  14. that's not really a crew, but it's fine....this was a bad thread idea.... but yo, watch Cersei work....bitch gonna be the Night Queen before this is over
  15. yeah, they were a solid crew.... I still don't know if Shea was a victim of circumstance or a conniving ****
  16. but....but....I could be president some day
  17. ooooh, it's a cat.... it seems pretty obvious actually
  18. ooooh, kinky so laser, that's slang for what....I can't keep up with you kids
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