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I was drunk last night and I was thinking of picking up some cigarettes.....I didn't make it

what is your preferred brand?

I haven't had a single kid, but i've shit myself on more than one occassion.... if you're saying you haven't, then you haven't said yes to life

I thought it died

I can make an argument for capitalism being all about vagina and men's cologne, but you got me on the flannel shirts

#lildickpride #bigthingscuminsmallpackages #Iamgroot #lilwoodsparksfire

YASSS QUEEEN

after a while they forget you're a dude and you begin to learn their ways or atleast I think that's what happened....I got very high half way through

Were there other dudes? StarPanda, are you a dude? It honestly never occurred to me to gender you....I think in my mind you were an actual panda

also, it's not something men go to, apparently...which I don't get, I had fun on an unrelated note.....gonna be adding "Yasss Queen" to my lexicon

"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski

C'mon, God gives hugs

Dice was a phenomenon....you notice they already new the jokes

It's not polite to turn down the King when he offers you what was clearly some next level pcp

go on

Somehow I knew you knew

Did you get your three wishes?

It was a dude. And she was.

Asian

Mike and Dave need dates