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"For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command nor faith a dictum. I am my own god. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us." - Charles Bukowski

C'mon, God gives hugs

Dice was a phenomenon....you notice they already new the jokes

It's not polite to turn down the King when he offers you what was clearly some next level pcp

go on

Somehow I knew you knew

Did you get your three wishes?

It was a dude. And she was.

Asian

Mike and Dave need dates

...eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider...he sat right beside her....and said, "hey, what's in the bowl, bitch"

kettle cooked chips

You can change the world while making the kind of money that can set you and your family up for life! It makes all the sense in the world! Why wouldn't you do it?

How long, you think, before people realize that's what she was making this whole time?

This thread, which I regretted posting, basically encapsulates how off-kilter i've been since I realized exactly what i've gotten myself into...i'm out of my depth here and i'm fighting a very strong urge to self sabotage...

Are you being intentionally obtuse to mess with me?

That doesn't change things If it'll make you feel better, I'll post a clip when I do an open mic night and you can rag on that

It was an inside joke...she likes to leave notes and it's usually random shit like that...

we've been seeing each other kind of unofficially for a while now.....it's a weird match up and I keep waiting for it to fall apart

Yeah but they've got coke

Hey, you think monkey fathers and sons play catch with poop?