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You heard the man! Giant house warming/pre-eviction notice due to noise complaints party at Bouvre's!

you could be drawing....pages and pages of the poses....same mofo....different poses if you were an idiot, that is >.>

let's quite our jobs also, while we're at it, lets quite our hobbies.....everything that interferes with sleep must go

YOU'RE LIVING IN THE PAST, BABY......I'VE BEEN WHERE YOU'RE GOING AND I'LL BE GONE BY THE TIME YOU GET THERE...

that void's really somethin' ain't it.......and those hands.....well actually I don't know what you're talking about there....but that void though is srs bsns

You are nothing if not consistent.....I admire that about you, balloon poon loon

why you no sleep? what u do?

pfft, what.....don't lump me in with you....i'm fine

Really, if there was only three of us, it would of felt rude not to pay attention.... Bet it makes you miss the sidewalk gig.....where are you playing next? A library? no laughs, just "sshh" after every joke.... I really hope you make it soon.....You don't think I can take much more of this

well, lots of and ofcourse, a good bit of

Idk why but I'm very into that venue....well, what I see of it.....were you outside? @That_One_Guy

That's why you get rid of the car and report it stolen.... -"Why no, officer, I was at home that night with my alibi boyfriend. A respectable and dependable nurse for old and or crazy people like myself would never run from the popo. Though my car was stolen around that time. I imagine car thieves aren't too keen to pull over in a stolen car. Maybe look into that 'cause southern methodist white Jesus knows you'll have a hard time trying to pin this on lil ol' me."

I mean when you saw the law in your rear view....you had two choices, pull over the car or bounce on the devil, put the pedal to the floor.... but I can understand if you weren't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake 'cause you got a few dollars to fight the case

Should of made a run for it......no ticket, no points, no problem

An app that blends tinder with uber......I call it Under....wait.............Tuber.....yeah that's the one, Tuber

You're no where near that kewl

yeah right

It's been a while since I've seen this guy's youtube videos....his stand up has come a long way, but his videos are truly gems

This neighbor's dog I used to play with when I was a kid would go get anything you threw and bury it....nothin' ever came back.... Got rid of a whole lot of evidence that way >.>