People ARE the worst....
take me for instance....i'm just a worthless sack of crap, through and through....buuuut....if it's between me and an innocent, never harmed a soul in it's life, baby raccoon.....I'm hoping the cop shoots the raccoon.....it's self preservation, y'know....I just like me more....not by much...but still enough
Also, you should have followed that lady till she parked and left her car, then jimmied open her trunk and left heroin in several small baggies. Quick anonymous phone call to the cops about a dealer in the area matching her car's description and bam, justice, renji-style....
I know what you're thinking..."that's not my style, that's yours".....wrong, my style would be to follow her home and leave the dead raccoon's severed head in her bed to discover when she woke up in the morning