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I was dealing with my own problems I'm a paper tiger....there's no real threat here

People ARE the worst.... take me for instance....i'm just a worthless sack of crap, through and through....buuuut....if it's between me and an innocent, never harmed a soul in it's life, baby raccoon.....I'm hoping the cop shoots the raccoon.....it's self preservation, y'know....I just like me more....not by much...but still enough Also, you should have followed that lady till she parked and left her car, then jimmied open her trunk and left heroin in several small baggies. Quick anonymous phone call to the cops about a dealer in the area matching her car's description and bam, justice, renji-style.... I know what you're thinking..."that's not my style, that's yours".....wrong, my style would be to follow her home and leave the dead raccoon's severed head in her bed to discover when she woke up in the morning

oh, you guys have beef......ok, i'll just be quiet then >.> P.S. - I didn't know about the border patrol thing. Don't you do that Phil.

I figured

lmao, what.....he's a skater/rapper who smokes weed.....the gov goon archetype must of changed last I looked

I know Mandy Patinkin must hear that line at least once a day every day.... I'm not that guy...like I didn't yell "i'm rich bitch" at Chappelle or anything.....but if I ever came across Mandy Patinkin, I'd be arrested

Don't get me wrong, i'm not for shooting.....varmints? is that the right term......I was just pointing out my thoughts on this situation....I leave the raccoons in my backyard to their business....they do their thing and I do mine

idk....maybe they saw the raccoon and were triggered by the memories of a 1950's burglar who killed their great grandfather.....as far as police shootings go, this is a trend that stings less.....I guess what i'm trying to say is i'm on team people

Nooo, even for you.....that's nuts

That's my secret.....I'm never defenseless not farting

It was downstairs....besides, that's not how the witch said I would go out

Went down to the kitchen, GIANT FUCKING SPIDER RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR.....so I turned around and came right the fuck back to bed half asleep, half dressed and drunk is no time to fight for your life against a motherfucker with more eyes and legs than you.... he's advantaged, you're disadvantaged....it's not a good look come get your spider @renjifan

Happy day of birth. Let me tell you, as an immortal, the first thirty years is the hardest. The next few millennia spent preparing for the return of Lord Xenu should fly by

That's baller as fuck

Ponds don't usually accommodate river boats.....right, I mean, that's a swanky pond

lost the baby fat but you should of kept the blonde mohawk