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bears are serious motivators, i tells ya

it's not like you.....been a bit off your game......your war with Ginguy for our souls is taking it's toll

You need to read Malcolm Gladwell's new book Talking to Strangers I'm not saying i've read it, but I like to recommend books to people so they think I read and am an into-actual

lil late, a better version of this joke was already made

Back, shmack.....I read somewhere that the curvature of the spine is designed to be able to handle weight far exceeding that of the....camel.....shit, that's right, the article was about camels.....ahhh, same thing, he'll be fine

Hey, the day after a drinking binge is no time to get shy with food and water...you get in there

If you can't get even random strangers walking by your house to help you move stuff for pizza and bear, that's not a world I want to live in... To this day I still don't understand the home movers business model....Never hired them, never will

shit, I believe it....drugs is pretty crazy stuff brah if only there wasa drugs to take for the sleeps...some sort of potion or pill for sleeping...yes, that would be nice

always lift with your legs and place all the weight directly on your spine....and boom >.>

you sir, are a treasure I will genuinely be sorry when you are executed by the one world government

did the eight pack abs help with the fridges or did the fridges help with the eight pack abs

lies....you're really good, but being fake humble about it...I can tell

That's about all I can play >.>

Basketball, bebeh I'm trash, but I love to play

...it was a comic book.........is that true?

has he been in a lot of those....I can't really think of any where as Hugh grant on the other hand >.>

up to this point in my life I've worked hard not to be that guy....you know....the sword guy "Hey Dan, whatchu got there on your wall" "Oh those.....they're my limited edition hand crafted Murakami Senzo replicas.....there are only eight in the world" "there are eight on the wall" "yeah, I bought them all and planned to destroy seven so there would only be one, making it even more special, but I couldn't decide which, they're all my babies" "mhm, ok, I see.....and your actual babies" "who knows, my ex wanted full custody and even my lawyer sided with her" "damn, this is a sad life I've imagined for you" "yeah, you're a dick" "ok, ok, i'll imagine some hookers and blow, but you should probably put away the swords before you do any blow" "just don't imagine anything going wrong...jeez, fuck" "too late....one hookers dead, the others are running out into the parking lot screaming, you're covered head to toe in blood, and there are sirens fast approaching" "WTF! WHAT DO WE DO! DO SOMETHING!" "..." "you son of a..." fin

My life be like Ooh-Aah

That is all good and well, Madam.....but you see, no matter the age, a gentleman does not kiss and tell......I would never be so uncouth as to mention such in conversation with you unwashed masses.... :smileySnob:

oh yeah.....I honestly forgot >.>

linky link por favor

ok, can you post a link...i'll come through for a bit