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I've never been to the comfortable couple stage....it seems weird One guy was talking about how his girl wants them to go to the bathroom with the door open because she doesn't want to wait if she needs to get ready or something....he said one time she was on the toilet and he needed to pee so she just spread her legs and he took a piss into the toilet through her legs while she was sitting on it.....then he said why is your dick in your hand and that just took me right out of it.....I was almost there Anyway, like I was saying, you guys are weird

Sleep with the judge.....that way when you're in court you'll be the only one who knows they're wearing your underwear.....oh yea, supa sexy times.....what were we talking about?

Now you're talkin' All sock november

There ya go, @tsar4 right mind and everything

seen 'em (except Tommy)....liked 'em

Got me there....never been accused of being in my right mind......but Boo also likes it.....though that's not really helping the argument We'll wait and see who else chimes in >.>

I haven't seen it in years, but Rizzo's "There are worse things I could do" has been stuck in my head all day...

People have already said weed and booze so i'll add music....music always helps....I usually go uptempo and possibly angry, but calm and introspective works too

alright @molarbear, we're not even halfway through this month and I already look homeless I don't know if I can make it

The Matrix might not make a big impact in the present day, but in '99....fucking game changer....that sleek sci-fi/neo-noir aesthetic drew you in and the universe the Wachowski's created based on simulation theory was genius....there hasn't been anything like it since

I think you might of goofed on this one....nose hair has like a job....it's not lazy pubic hair or entitled chest hair

lmao, I should have known.....it's always swollen boobs with you

tryna fuck

prego porn brings in a diverse crowd

You saw that police sketch? They got you cold.....you can never return to North Carolina....also, I will be referring to you as Sassy from now on

That's one way to commit to no-nut November >.>

Yo, how often do dude's ask that no matter the story.... -"Yeah, I was lost in Panama and really dehydrated. I hadn't eaten in days. This homeless man took me to the local parish where a nun gave us some food. I nearly died that day." -"Was she hot?" -"yeah.....yeah, she was....what a waste"

New years eve, High Point North Carolina, 2012.....This man robbed me outside Kyle's Discount Ribs and Furniture....I don't know how I didn't see it before I want my watch back @GuyBeardmane....my grand-pappy gave me that watch....he got it in World War II........not off a dead guy or anything, that'd be weird.....he looted it fair and square.....and of all the watches he looted, that watch was the one he was wearing when he realized he forgot my birthday....anyway, I want it back

lmao this is a mean month

double or nothing.....No Nut November If we're going to do this, let's do this