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You saw that police sketch? They got you cold.....you can never return to North Carolina....also, I will be referring to you as Sassy from now on

That's one way to commit to no-nut November >.>

Yo, how often do dude's ask that no matter the story.... -"Yeah, I was lost in Panama and really dehydrated. I hadn't eaten in days. This homeless man took me to the local parish where a nun gave us some food. I nearly died that day." -"Was she hot?" -"yeah.....yeah, she was....what a waste"

New years eve, High Point North Carolina, 2012.....This man robbed me outside Kyle's Discount Ribs and Furniture....I don't know how I didn't see it before I want my watch back @GuyBeardmane....my grand-pappy gave me that watch....he got it in World War II........not off a dead guy or anything, that'd be weird.....he looted it fair and square.....and of all the watches he looted, that watch was the one he was wearing when he realized he forgot my birthday....anyway, I want it back

lmao this is a mean month

double or nothing.....No Nut November If we're going to do this, let's do this

Don't call the police!

yeah, ok...it's going to look ridiculous

It looks like you performed for teachers inside a school cafeteria

Turn your lights off and pretend you're not home.....everyone!!!

then it must sting all the more

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!

I SAID chicken

I said tuna

I said chicken and ham

I said chicken

I said ham