Mix

my sister said the same thing....but the word she used was faggy

Anybody breaking into my house is getting shot

Mayo

nah, this is a made up holiday....something to do with pagan rituals or something or other.....you should ask someone who reads

no u

i'm listening to lofi on the bootleg boy 2 youtube channel

attaboi

clean first then reward yourself with the beer

You said rhetorical

kewl

I'd drink the beer get in a fight with my own reflection and yell at the cat for judging me.....but I'm not an example to follow

That's whats up....procrastination is the mother of invention....at least I think that's how that goes....ehh, I'll look it up tomorrow

yeah, once you power through that initial wall, sleep deprivation is not that bad....and around day four you start to get the good visuals once the hallucinations set in

No, and I don't know why anyone would even try....have you seen the deadliest catch? nothing is worth that

keep your third eye open

Brian Simpson had the best theory to explain this... There are racists in every profession, but everybody only talks about black people's struggle with cops... At least cops have to break a sweat....lie to somebody... plant evidence....the whole nine....but a racist life guard just has to not notice you out there.... So ask yourself....is it that black people can't swim.....or have we been the victims of a decades long conspiracy by the aquatic wing of the KKK

You know how you know Jesus was black......he walked on water....a white guy would have swam that shit

You don't want to mess up and walk into the wrong room

we'll just make it the only rule....this isn't a bureaucracy

That could be one of the group rules....the first rule even

For some reason I suddenly feel like starting a group or club of some sort where dudes would fight each other....a fight group

You can't order Chicken Wings on Black Jesus' Birthday? That's Blasphemous