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Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

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  2. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Maybe I will someday. Just not today. Sorry.
  3. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    According to most of my friends, I'm exceptionally good at writing.
  4. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    My real last name is my, uh, real last name. Sorry. And for all we know, they may not have last names in Africa in the 1500's and such. So unfortunately, you may never find out.
  5. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Well, hello from the other side. *snaps fingers*
  6. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    *thinks about it*
  7. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Wimps. Come to Texas. We have that hot and humid heat, which is actually worse than Arizona. (Or so I've been told.)
  8. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Agreed. Fucking wimps.
  9. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Not even close to God Tier. Please try again. (Actually, don't because your next attempt would be even worse. Rogue should change your name to Anal_Cunt and change your avatar to their incredibly offensive logo. Then -- and only then -- will you be truly tolerable on here. There's your mission, boy! Now get to it!)
  10. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    No. And you will like it, motherfucker.
  11. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Best. Area 51 Meme. Ever! /thread
  12. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    lolwtf, bro? XD
  13. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    "Tonight, on When Good Peeps Go Bad..."
  14. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Sex. /thread
  15. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Or maybe we were the same person, but somehow got reincarnated as two different people: one male and one female! (I guess that's possible? I don't know. I'm not knowledgeable in those matters.)
  16. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Physically, my left shoulder being severely strained. (Which happened over the past weekend. Just now starting to get my range of motion back, but I still have a ways to go.) Emotionally, well, let's say it's been incredibly devastating. Only those close to me know will know what I mean.
  17. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Probably, yes. We'd be like old best friends from high school and such. (or something. lol)
  18. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Okay, fine. lol
  19. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    Nice.
  20. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    "Thick As A Brick" by Jethro Tull. (Yes, the entire 44-minute song.)
  21. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    He's gonna have a nasty case of whiplash in the morning.
  22. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    He tried to kill me with a forklift. (Ole!)
  23. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    You should've made fun of it the whole time. I smell a future MST3K episode.
  24. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    I always thought I Wrestled a Bear Once was the best name for a group ever, much less a metal group.
  25. Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung
    They can be hit and miss. Last time I had them, the burger I got was good. Of course, that was years ago.
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