Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

Watch out for snakes!

Fair enough. I thought it was great, but whatever. lol

Sounds like you need some lube for next time.

You do know they had two new seasons on Netflix, right?

He Tried to Kill Me With a Forklift: Stories From the Road

You misspelled chili.

Praying for a complete recovery.

Steak is good. Steak is love, steak is life.

Glad you put the hammer down.

I can't tell who that is. I'm on my phone.

Why don't you think I'm pretty enough to be on television?

This is so stupid.

Then fall in love with me! Actually, don't. I'm kinda already spoken for.

Girl you to fingerbang and it's all right!

Is that where you stick that thing?

She can turn a drop of water into an ocean

I agree. And I get it. They probably thought the timing was horrible. As a result, their booing was reactionary. Also, Jason Whitlock said on Speak For Yourself that they weren't necessarily booing Luck for retiring; they were merely booing the end of a "messy and disappointing Luck era" in Indy. And quite honestly, I can wholeheartedly understand that. I mean the guy was supposed to be a once in a lifetime player, even greater than Peyton Manning. So of course, they were hugely disappointed. They thought this was their year to finally contend for a Super Bowl title, and to have it end even before it was to begin is heartbreaking. (I've been there as first an Oilers fan, then later, a Texans fan.) (I wouldn't boo personally, but I'd be extremely disappointed.) Though to be honest, if we really want to blame somebody for this, it should be Adam Schefter for leaking the news while the game was still in progress. Why not wait until the game was over? (Oh, yeah. Because the rush to be first is more important than the strive for accuracy. That's right.)

I know. And it sucks.

He's right though. I mean we've all heard story after story after story of former football players living with lingering injuries that affect their quality of life after they've hung up their cleats. Some of them end up getting so bad (as a result of multiple concussions, I must add) they take their own lives, like Junior Seau, for example. He should still be here, but because of his lingering mental issues from playing football, he chose to end it all. We fans need to remember that even though they get to play a boy's game and get paid more money than most of us will ever get to see in our lifetimes combined, athletes are just like you and me, with families who love them and want them to live the best lives they can. And yes, that includes physical well-being as well. And I heard this on the radio earlier today while running errands: How would you like it if someone who was mentally spent kept playing and drawing a pay check, and your favorite team suffered as a result? Should he be lauded for "sticking it out" just for the sake of the fans, or should he be criticized for being a detriment to the locker room since his heart isn't in playing football anymore? Andrew Luck absolutely loves the game of football, and it hurts him deep in his soul that he's hit that mental wall. It kills him that he can't play a game he loves when that's all he's known since he was a boy playing pee wee ball. That's what I took away from his retirement announcement. Oh, and by the way, the list of injuries he's suffered include a collapsed lung (!) and a pierced kidney, which resulted in him PEEING BLOOD! So don't tell me he should continue to put his health in jeopardy just so fantasy football players have a better chance to win their respective leagues. (Sorry. That just pisses me the fuck off.) (Also, I'm not directing this paragraph at you or anybody else in this thread, really. I'm just pissed off at how some fans and sports pundits believe superstar athletes are supposed to be robots who must "dance for our amusement" or else we'll discard them like a fully-smoked cigarette.) (Lastly, I'm saying all of this as a Houston Texans fan. We just found out that Lamar Miller has a torn ACL and is out for the year.) Therefore, I completely believe that any and all Colts fans who booed him at the end of the game as well as any critic who says he's a selfish person for walking away from the sport should be ashamed of themselves.

At least you didn't set your phasers to "miss" like this one dude I was playing against did. lol

Yeah, I like ten as well. Nice even number. (And my team name is currently Clear Lake Hawks. I'm gonna change it before the draft though so...stay tuned.)

Courtney Cox. I love you. You're so hot, on that show. Oh. That's two lines. Sahree.

I mean if you say so, sure. I'll take your highly educated word for it.

And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile.

...And nothing of value was lost, for Philadelphia is a third-rate shithole masquerading as a world-class one.