Well, if it makes you feel any better, I've never played Magic the Gathering. I've tried to ask a couple friends to teach me back when it first came out, but they just blew me off. Needless to say, we haven't spoken since high school.
I love drinking water. Maybe a little too much. (Seriously, I was pretty active growing up and I was told to drink plenty of water. So I did. Plus, I thought it was refreshing, especially considering it was well water. I still happily drink about a gallon a day.)