And me. (By the way, both sides of my family tree looooove pumpkin pie by itself, just like I do.) (Oh, and don't forget to make pecan pie. That's a southern, nay, a Texas Thanksgiving tradition.)
Cooking is good! I can cook a mean steak. Also, pan-fried pork chops are my specialty. I just use butter to help sear them...and make a special sauce for them. Yum!
Cry me a fucking river. Y'all have been in every single College Football Championship game since the current system started. You're probably getting selected for the CFP yet again this year. Sit the fuck down.