Sir Teddybar Gut Fullung

Exactly. Dad jokes are amazingly corny they're awesome.

Wanna hear a cat joke? Just kitten.

Dad jokes are the best.

Aw, I wanted to take a nap.

I'll take this one, actually. It refers to the first chorus of the song. "I saw werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand Walking through the streets of SoHo in the rain He was looking for a place called Lee Ho Fook's Gonna get a big dish of beef chow mein"

Yes! There was much rejoicing indeed.

Woot woot!

Because he knows what's up. (Also, I'm part Cherokee Indian so shut your face before calling me a pale face.)

lol That sounds wrong on so many levels. XD Yeah, I'm getting tired as well. Shall we continue this another time? (I think so, yes.) Goodnight.

Are you saying you're part Scottish? Neato!

Now if i had $10 Trillion, I'd buy Scotland, give it back to the Scots, and tell the royal family to go screw themselves.

It's not like I'd be a dictator or anything. I just want my own country. >_> <_<

Because I like the book so far. You don't have to worry about anything happening to me.

Good to know.

And then, I'd buy Costa Rica and retire there.

Wait. Isn't distorted Hispanic?

If I could, I would. (Seriously, I totally would if I had the money.) Actually, if I had a trillion dollars, I'd have my own tv network, movie studio, a football team, and maybe even a university named after me. (Oh, and I'd buy Cuba, then sell it to the United States for twice what I paid for it and have them make it part of Florida.)

Fair enough. I just think political stuff should be in a different folder. 'Tis all. *shrugs* We cool, yo. Though to be fair, I don't see that much of a resemblance, really. Still...I don't know. You could be on to something.

Supposedly, a technician is arriving between 8-10 am Central today. So I should be getting it before the evening. It stinks, though. I've had to take off for work again because of this crap. I mean I can use the fact I'm still sick to cover for myself, but still, I shouldn't have to.

Yes, I am. Wish I had started reading it sooner. Oh, well.

Tell me about it. I'm not very happy at all.

Rants is -------->. Please take this there. KTHXBAI!

Can't sleep. So I'm reading a book I bought a few years back but never had the chance to read.

Thank you. Also, yes, I certainly have. Very strange indeed. He clearly looks better with the moustache. (Spellcheck says I'm spelling it wrong, but I know both spellings are acceptable.)

Better than being like me, a totally inept goofball going after one of the coolest gals on the whole UEMB.