Codename: Jackass

Get this white supremacist frog out of here.

I'll draw a crude representation of a penis and submit it to administration.

I saw it come up in my wallpaper slideshow. It calms me.

I'VE SAID TOO MUCH I WOULD HAVE TO RUN IT BY THE ADMINS YOU'RE A BASKETBALL-LOVING COMMIE THOUGH SO YOUR PROSPECTS AREN'T TOO BAD

I've been drinking this Pabst APA that I found recently. I actually kind of like it. It's definitely better than I ever thought Pabst would do. I mostly just buy it because it's cheap.

Yeah, I forgot the abortions that were 3, Salvation and Genisys.

Predator 2 Robocop 2 and 3 (Robocop 2 is passable if you turn your brain off, but it could have been so much better than what it was. Robocop 3 was trash though.) Star Wars prequels and the current crop of sequels. Also the glut of MCU movies is wearing on me. 1v1 me irl if you're upset. All Alien movies after Aliens. Speed 2: Cruise Control All Poltergeist sequels All Jaws sequels Most of the Rocky sequels are watchable, but we really didn't need one after Rocky II. Rocky III has "DUN... DUN-DUN-DUN... DUN-DUN-DUN... DUN-DUN-DUNNNNNNNN" and Mr. T and Rocky IV is great for nostalgia and AMERICA STRONG but it's the same movie over and over. I haven't seen Creed, so I can't talk shit about it. The Matrix sequels

THERE'S THIS GUY ON ANOTHER FORUM I VISIT THAT HAS ONLY EVER POSTED IN ALL CAPS FOR AS LONG AS HE HAS BEEN THERE, BUT HE'S NOTHING LIKE CRUSHROSE. JUST THOUGHT I'D THROW THAT OUT THERE.

LISTEN MAN, DRUGS MIGHT BE ALL GLAMOROUS AND SHIT BUT I WATCHED SEVERAL OF MY FAMILY MEMBERS GET BTFO FROM DRUG ADDICTION AND IT'S SERIOUSLY NOT COOL NOT COOL AT ALL FUCK THAT SHIT

WHY AM I TYPING IN CAPS?

YEAH THIS IS JUST A SHITTY BLOG POST BUT I'VE BEEN LISTENING TO THEIR DISCOGRAPHY AND I'M REALLY BUMMED, BUT I GUESS I'M GLAD THEY WENT OUT ON TOP WITH A GREAT LAST ALBUM TO BOOT INSTEAD OF GOING UNTIL THEY STARTED TO REPEAT THEMSELVES AND BEN AND GREG STARTED TO HATE EACH OTHER.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO CURSE AT ME THEN YOU'RE JUST A HECKIN' FOOL, YA HEAR? DON'T GIVE ME THAT JIBBER JABBER, HYPOCRITE.

TFW DEATH IS JUST FALLING ASLEEP FOREVER ISN'T THAT CRAZY?

DON'T DEVELOP BEETUS

YOU CAN COME LIVE WITH ME, BUT THERE WILL BE CONDITIONS. YOU MUST ACT AS SECURITY AND SCARE AWAY ANY HOODLUM WHO COMES NEAR MY HOUSE, AND YOU MUST ALSO WASH DISHES. I WILL THINK OF MORE LATER, BUT REST ASSURED, THERE WILL BE MORE.

DAMN, THAT'S A SWEET HILL.

Press F to pay respects F

Happy day

I'LL STAKE MY COURSE SADDLED ON AN ARMORED HOUSE FIRE COMING DOWN FROM A HILL

yeah fuck those smoothskins right?

I put coins in a jar. Maybe that will be enough to cover my next hospital visit, but my gills will have to wait. Thanks, Obama.

That sounds like a big ol' fat lie, Poof.

We forgot to mention that you'll need cash in hand and elective surgery like those will cost about a kajillion dollars, so yeah, life is going to be fine as long as you're not poor. You're not poor, are you?

It's the only way.