Codename: Jackass

I wonder how many Swisher Sweets I'm going to sell today.

Jesus this thread turned into a shitstorm mighty quick.

lol Do Jordan, Minnesota or Bad Penny next. Or play them some Jesus Lizard.

SET ME ON FIIIIRRRRRE KEROSENE

There's Kerosene around, something to do There's Kerosene around, she's something to do There's Kerosene around, she's something to do There's Kerosene around, we'll find something to do Kerosene around, she's something to do Kerosene around, SET ME ON FIRE

The Illuminati killed Barbara Bush, she knew too much. You know why George Bush has Parkinson's? You guessed it. The Illuminati strike once again. #truth2018

good

Nothing to do with the terrorist group, either, this band formed in 1998. I've mentioned this song before, but it's fucking fantastic, they just pound the song into your soul. Also, female vocals!

Atmospheric metal, or "post-metal" as it were. Builds slowly to a crushing climax. Isis are one of the greatest in the genre, only eclipsed by Neurosis. Imagine Godspeed You! Black Emperor but with more power chords.

I'm pretty chill in social situations, and when I'm with mixed company of people I know and don't know I prefer to stay quiet than to make a fool of myself. Consequently, I meter my drinking more carefully. TIpsy's fine, drunk is bad. When around people I'm comfortable with, it's near that dozen drink mark that you really see me show my ass. I'm a big guy though, so it takes more liquor to get me fucked up.

I've quit four or five times now, the longest was a stretch of about a year, but I started a really stressful job and eventually went back. I now use an e-cig, and I really don't want to get off nicotine, as weird as that is, but I successfully weaned myself from cigarettes. Have you considered becoming a member of VAPE NAYSH?

There's this one guy who's a cool guy most of the time but it's obvious he was really sheltered as a kid and thus became a bit socially stunted. Get a few drinks in him and out of the blue he'll start mentioning stuff like "shitting dick nipples" and while those of us close to him have come to understand, when he gets into public it's really embarrassing. Did I mention he only has two settings? There's sober and shitfaced. He also yells a lot. I was him when I was probably 17 or so, but thankfully I found a group of friends in college who helped me learn how to chill the fuck out.

Another hard day But solace is always there Thanks very much, Pabst.

"Got pizza ready?" There's nothing in the hot box It takes time to cook

Well, the good news is he's still kicking.

You wiped your asshole Then threw it into the trash What the fuck is that?

Is total correct? You cancelled the transaction. Please learn how to read.

Many lovely orbs Latex of many colors Mylar, go to hell.

Live here my whole life Probably come to die in this town Live here my whole life Never anything to do in this town Live here my whole life Never anything to do in this town Live here my whole life Probably learn to die in this town Live here my whole life Nothing to do, sit around at home Sit around at home, stare at the walls Stare at each other and wait till we die Stare at each other and wait till we die Probably come to die in this town Live here my whole life

If they're Edible Arrangements, then hell yes.

The man wants soft pack "You said you'd have some Tuesday!" Hard pack are the same

I think there's a hole in my roof. I'm gonna have to call my roofer buddy to come patch it for me. Hopefully he'll accept payment in coins. As for how I'm gonna get the squirrel out, I haven't worked out those details yet.