Codename: Jackass

HOLY SHIT DAMN DUDE INCREDIBLE

BOOMER SOONER! HE'S MORE TIRED THAN A ONE LEGGED MAN AT AN ASS KICKIN' CONTEST. THAT POWERBOMB BROKE HIM IN HALF! AND OH MAH GAWD, THE HUMANITY. TAKER GOT HIM WITH A TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!

Those were the good ol' days.

Taken earlier tonight, two days after the fact.

There was this ASCII art of JR's head and cowboy hat that was made of a bunch of his slogans that I haven't been able to find for the longest. I had it saved on my old computer but it's dead now. I want to post it really bad. THE PEDIGREE! THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN DOES IT AGAIN! AND OH MY GAWD THAT'S SHAWN MICHAELS COMING DOWN FROM THE TITANTRON. SWEET CHIN MUSIC! REFEREE EARL HEBNER IS DOWN AND HE'S NOT GETTING UP. SOMEONE DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!

It highlights the curls quite nicely, but, personally, I've always like the look of natural, dark-colored curls as well.

YOU COULD HEAR THAT IMPACT ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE ARENA OH MAH GAWD, STONE COLD STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER! STONE COLD STUNNER! @Nabloom

Right now I'm craving a pan pizza with beef, mushrooms, onions and green peppers. Also another six-pack. I sure as hell am not driving in this state, though. Actually, I'm also craving for this burn on my arm to heal already.

Yeah, well, we all have problems, and it's not like you can't talk to your friend in other ways. Build a bridge and get the fuck over it.

Who wants a pic?

I'm signing the petition to ban Athena92, all cucks must be banned.

you fucking cuck mods

*teleports behind you* *unsheathes katana* Tch, nothin' personal, kid...

I hope it's a permaban.

That's a fuckin Snowsquatch

Good day, Vegeta butt.

They'll be played on oldies playlists in twenty years. That's even worse.

I have a 32-year-old friend who still rides BMX recreationally when he has the time. I think it's cool that they're out there having fun, adults need to relax sometimes.

I wore the banana suit to my next Halloween party in his honor.

MAKES YOU WANT TO FEEL LIKE A TEENAGER UNTIL YOU REMEMBER THE FEELINGS OF A REAL LIFE EMOTIONAL TEENAGER THEN YOU THINK AGAIN

You won the battle, but you're losing the war.

You wanna be safe? Smoke cigarettes or cigars. They keep the blood pumpin' when the body starts to shut down. You wanna be safe? Build a bomb shelter. You want safe? Invest in solid gold bars, just like from Looney Tunes. You wanna be safe? Get a degree, get a few degrees but mainly stick with one. Psychology and sociology, the hardest sciences there are. You wanna be safe? Start a non-profit and grant yourself, ehhhh, a six-figure salary.

Are you backin' up your data? Someone's backin' it up. It ain't you.

Good day, memester.