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The dentist appointment is okay. I'd go and try to do a health and wellness checkup. You know, a physical. I did it when I left Fry's. I technically wasn't fired. I voluntarily quit because they asked if I wanted to, and I said "Yep". I bilked the insurance for a full body scan, teeth whitening, glasses, 4 sets of contacts, and LOTS of medications (most of which weren't for me). So worth it.

Kill yourself........or change your identity.

I vote booze. Fuck, I vote groceries. $300 worth of groceries is a lot for your mom's basement.

All those people on OKC, and she didn't choose you? Stop the fucking presses. I don't fucking blame her. You're a creepy asshole. Fuck, if I was a female, I would actively avoid you, because I know you're a creeper.

Have fun with that. You can enjoy your leafy, green shit.

Bull. Fucking. Shit. Do you KNOW how scientific research works? It is NOT impossible to know. It will take a long time to know.

I saw that. It's too bad the normal person doesn't care about scientific discoveries that are completely humanity-changing. I would love to see how many of those are habitable planets, though.

I know you're a fucking dumbass, Bucket, but even YOU should know how to use Google or IMDB. Fucking Hell. Here

This is from RT? I dunno about that. How much actual journalistic research went into that article? They don't always do a lot of research. If it was from Reuters or Associated Press, I'd believe it a lot quicker.

Looking at that particular model's specs......it can juice just about anything. Not bad for someone on the budget. Even on the Black + Decker website: Not a bad idea, really. I'm not a fan of juicers, but I get the appeal for them.

I'll do what I can.

I never said anything was wrong with stripping.......it's just.......they're better than you at what they do. Just Saiyan.

I'll be there. Fuck, I might get a bottle of something, if the liquor store isn't closed by the time I get home.

First, I'm happy you got out of that job. It sucks you got terminated, but a shitty job is a shitty job. I know how you feel with a job that is slowly taking your soul (I worked at Fry's Electronics for several years), so I can attest to your relief at being terminated. The great thing here is now you have a completely free schedule to do what YOU want to do. Take advantage of that for a few days. It will do you a world of good. Just a few, though. Because you'll need to update your résumé and get down to job hunt after. I'd also take advantage of your health benefits before those expire or are revoked, too. Get new contacts/glasses, teeth whitening, full body scans, the works. There's nothing sweeter than bilking a few extra dollars out of the place you hated while you're no longer there. I wish you luck in the future with a new endeavor. If you're around, drinks will be on me.

Yeah......apparently, your parents really wanted you to become a stripper, huh?

That's the joke......you ruined the joke, man.

BAM! That's 5 people who've said it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I KNEW IT!!

Look at your own paragraph. You answered your own question.