lupin_bebop

I never said anything was wrong with stripping.......it's just.......they're better than you at what they do. Just Saiyan.

I'll be there. Fuck, I might get a bottle of something, if the liquor store isn't closed by the time I get home.

First, I'm happy you got out of that job. It sucks you got terminated, but a shitty job is a shitty job. I know how you feel with a job that is slowly taking your soul (I worked at Fry's Electronics for several years), so I can attest to your relief at being terminated. The great thing here is now you have a completely free schedule to do what YOU want to do. Take advantage of that for a few days. It will do you a world of good. Just a few, though. Because you'll need to update your résumé and get down to job hunt after. I'd also take advantage of your health benefits before those expire or are revoked, too. Get new contacts/glasses, teeth whitening, full body scans, the works. There's nothing sweeter than bilking a few extra dollars out of the place you hated while you're no longer there. I wish you luck in the future with a new endeavor. If you're around, drinks will be on me.

Yeah......apparently, your parents really wanted you to become a stripper, huh?

That's the joke......you ruined the joke, man.

BAM! That's 5 people who've said it.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH! I KNEW IT!!

Look at your own paragraph. You answered your own question.

..........................What? I can't understand what you're saying.

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Is this a song about sandwiches from that place that's closing down?

I would play with you if I had the day off. It sucks your testing got rescheduled. I know that stuff is costing money, too. That blows. Hey, at least you can be lazy. Make a day out of it. Eat that whole large pizza, be a fantasy fatass, fuck, sleep, whatever makes you feel like a manly man.

At least someone wants her bacon-wrapped goodness, unlike your ass. Fuck NO ONE wants what your ass has. ?

Yes. It is better. You get to choose what you have on your package for cheaper. You just have to have an Internet connection. The lag is minimal, from what I've seen, with a decent connection. It's cheaper because you're not getting gouged with a billion fees by cable companies.

Actually, yes. I have. Numerous times. In fact, I've gotten farther with women than you ever will. I was just surprised you didn't post anything rapey this time. It threw me off.

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................What?

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You got what was going around for months. It his my store hard.