lupin_bebop

Ha.

Hmmm.....I still call bullshit....this place loads at the speed of a wet fart.

They are completely....."How do I do living?"

I thought you had a job. What happened?

Because you touch yourself at night. ?

Yep. Got over it.

K.

As someone who lives in the Dallas area and uses them: No. They don't get robbed often. Last one was a year ago, and that wasn't a robbery. Most of the time, just normal fares.

I am a DJ. You could get a job. Start doing odd jobs for people. Be an Uber/Lyft driver Stop being a lazy prick.

Pretty much my philosophy on myself everyday.

Yes. In my defense, I babysat this state rep's kids and went to church with him. Made it easier.

I do the same thing, too. I pretty much always pour a second bowl. Doesn't matter what cereal I'm eating. I'm NOT lactose intolerant, but I AM intolerant to turkey bacon and weak shit like that.

How? Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around? You could try, I don't know.....going out and TALKING to women in a non-creepy manner. Then again, this is you we're talking about. Your best chances are a Fleshlight, birthing agent, and fuzzy softcore cable porn.

THIS nigga.

.......Yet it's a mystery why you can't get any. You're basically the GHB version of Ted Cruz.

.................Not worth it. ?

Bullshit. ?

Why?

American Dream that shit. Make a buck. ?

Too bad you don't have "Human Decency" on there

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My favorite part of this is the fact EVERYONE has the SAME motherfucking reaction. ?