lupin_bebop

1. (S)he's not going to call back. 2. You're a beta male, get used to it. 3. You're a rapey moron. 5. Look for women your own age. Be prepared to be turned down more than you have been, because anyone with half a brain cell can tell you're a creepy, rapey asshole. 6. Simply hire a hooker/call girl.....at least they'll hang around you for a reason, even if it's as a job. [What the fuck am I doing with my life? I can't believe I'm actually typing that sentence. ]

Yeah....I'm about to re-download it.....dust off my old beta profile and convert it.

None. Why? Because I would've worn a rubber, or had your mother swallow you.

...........Yeah. I'm sure your parole officer puts you in a peaceful mood.

...............Do you realize I know that and was trying to setup something?

K

...........Do you know anything about computers?

......Does that mean I get hugs now? Like extra soft hugs!??

The Hell? You're around? What?

Yeah......I came to work, and it was a Saturday......was told I wouldn't be doing much today. I'm running my Genius Team half the day.

GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT IT PLAYS IN EVERY PAGE.

That sounds like me. All of my jeans keep getting holes in the crotch. It's quite annoying. I know I have some balls, but fuck man.

Not mine. Not that I really care.

Cockmongler.

Of course, Mewn only comes out on April Fool's Day

I couldn't afford that. Congrats. I understand the title, though.

Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I did. I know this was early, so I don't blame you, but the upper arms are off some. So is the back.

Doesn't matter. That particular frame and weblink needs some work. Finally got it to load, but the bitch took too long. If it were an In and Out, I would've left by the time it loaded, because I've got shit to do.

Hardly. She mentioned butt growing. I'm in the market of growing............doesn't matter what.

I'm on a 75/75 network right now, and this shit is STILL loading.

You don't know that.....she may be into the business of growing........could be chickens, could be butts, you never know. It could even be......GASP....CHICKEN BUTTS!

Fucking NOPE.