lupin_bebop

So how much money did Scarlett Johansson's ass cheeks make opening weekend?

:fap:

Nope. I'm pretty happy with who I was and who I am.

I don't mind 3rd shift. That's me, though. I'm a night owl. Also, it let's me do some things I can't get away with during the day.

Yeah............not gonna do that.

Nothing......just shitposting.......and maybe a butt or two.

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Drink off?

I've had more sex than you. How do I know? Because I have. Also, yes, you are MUCH older than high schoolers, man. Trust me, LOTS older.

Nice.......that's basically like having 5 Zima

1. (S)he's not going to call back. 2. You're a beta male, get used to it. 3. You're a rapey moron. 5. Look for women your own age. Be prepared to be turned down more than you have been, because anyone with half a brain cell can tell you're a creepy, rapey asshole. 6. Simply hire a hooker/call girl.....at least they'll hang around you for a reason, even if it's as a job. [What the fuck am I doing with my life? I can't believe I'm actually typing that sentence. ]

Yeah....I'm about to re-download it.....dust off my old beta profile and convert it.

None. Why? Because I would've worn a rubber, or had your mother swallow you.

...........Yeah. I'm sure your parole officer puts you in a peaceful mood.

...............Do you realize I know that and was trying to setup something?

K

...........Do you know anything about computers?

......Does that mean I get hugs now? Like extra soft hugs!??

The Hell? You're around? What?