A. Because your birthday is in July.
B. Because people don't really like you
C. I didn't really get a birthday thread, and you don't see me complaining about the shit.
D. Because you're a whiny cunt.
You could.....I don't know.....be a decent human being and give it to a food bank.......cook it and give it to your coworkers......eat it.....I don't know....anything else other than what you were thinking. Literally anything. It just might offset some of the shitty human being that you are. Maybe.....just maybe.
Don't. It's not worth it with her. It's like fighting a blind, wheelchair bound, midget hobbit with Down Syndrome, and you're armed with the BFG 9000, Gallahorn, and a 50 cal rifle.