Yeah. Every time we go shopping, she jumps in a box, sits there, and stares at my ass with that same face for hours. I would do that shit back if I wasn’t playing games or taking pictures at that moment.
You know......you don't need a study guide for an STD test.
Also, even horny dogs don't want to fuck you with anything.
Third......"erotic short stories" notebook? *VOMITS*