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My girlfriend was super paranoid about not having one out here. Even though it's legal, she insists.

You wound me.

Well skeet da deet deet! Sign me up!

I think that was one of the only times I was ever caught. That being said, I wound up catching every last parent/guardian doing the same. Ranged from someone leaving the old Firefox download window up (with porn downloading) to walking in on someone decking themselves out in glow in the dark, sexual war paint.

Aye. That's how it is out here at the moment. I can stand at a distance and admire the pretty mountains, which I will politely ask to stay put, that I may continue to avoid physical exertion.

I made a lot of risky choices on Limewire. Didn't stop me. But it did lead me to using things I found online in URL forms and pasting them into Windows media player to download/rip to a CD. I did that for YTMND stuff a lot which was often a terrible choice because the audio clips were only a few seconds long. Also I learned to steal "HQ" porn clips that way off of porn sites. And then once I forgot I was downloading one cause it took forever and I went to clean my room and my mom walked in and the damn thing finished and autoplayed like on cue. Then what's up kiddo--OH JEEZ CHINESE CAT GIRL LESBIAN CARTOON PORN!

Back when that came out, my mom and stepdad wouldn't let me have much secular music. I received Now That's What I Call Music 4 as a gift so it was allowed since there was no advisory sticker on the front and it was radio edits. It joined my other two CDs in the collection: Pokemon 2.B.A. Master (songs from the anime) and Daft Punk: Discovery (this was allowed because they played it at the GAP). I left those CDs there cause I wasn't allowed to take them anywhere. So my dad's house only had Daft Punk: Homework, which I had bought in the 90s at Sam Goodys and promptly made my dad think I was a little fucking weirdo.

While I admire the obscure choice, surely something so fragile will break on its own before long. Why not opt for a Nokia phone instead?

Cocklebiddy.

Saw a top comment on YouTube saying it was things like that commercial that make "trannys." That's right, little Davey. That's exactly how they're made.

Likewise, I saw one at the mall for $40. Also saw that there's a Neo Geo mini. Looked bad.

Viper's gloomshroom.

Calm down there, Steven Seagal.

You should get a second rat, too. They do much better in groups than alone.

Darth Plagueis Also, woo! Another person with rats! Here are my boys this past October

I like watching bad action/martial arts movies and have quite a collection going. Considering making short videos about the more notable ones, tbh. Anyways, here are some I recently saw: Hirokin: The Last Samurai Seneca Crane from Hunger Games stars as an amalgamation of Luke Skywalker, Capt. Algren (Last Samurai), and Maximus (Gladiator). Hirokin must use the force to Matrix his way past the Clone Trooper, Make-A-Wish squad and save his weird, blue-vein-hand wife from a Sting Dune fanboy played by the Warlock himself, Julian Sands. Hirokin has an absurdly long sword that also has a bungee cord on it because that's cool I guess. In the end, he uses the force and kills down syndrome Sting. Then he also decides to die so he can wander the Arizona wastelands and find a tree that has been rolled by the local teenage...uh...warriors. I guess they were warriors? The tree had toilet paper on it. That's all you need to know. Using an inverse scale, it's still only mediocre at a 5/10. More boring bad than entertainingly bad. The Ultimate Ninja No. Just no. This movie is a lie. It's a shitty Southeast Asian movie that couldn't stand on its own so Godfrey Ho, the legendary bad ninja movie director, spliced in 10 minutes of white people in Halloween ninja costumes to spice it up. Fuck the bulk of this monstrosity, the biggest highlight was there's a bald man that wore a pink, sleeveless turtleneck. And at the end he's like "By the way I'm a cop." That's all you need to know. The rest is like 5 dudes constantly being beat up by the Eagle squad or whatever. Fuck you. The ninja part was great. White people practicing kung fu outside the local Super China Buffet have two action figures. One is a golden, goblin ninja. He must be assembled by clenching your asshole and bringing all the pieces together. Your reward is white privilege. The second is a dollar store ninja toy that spins. There's two ninjas fighting each other to get both toys because fuck sharing. One dude is in red with fishnet arms. He kills all the henchmen with his ability to be a white man. The other ninja is also a white man but he wears black and likes to point his sword at the screen. The red ninja uses a stick with a hilt. They fight in the park across the street from the buffet. If lasts about 2 minutes before the black ninja falls on his own God damned sword. No one gets the toys. Eagle squad. Fuck. 2/10 Solely for the ninja parts and the awkward and constant adjusting of the mask to conceal nostrils. Eagle squad. Fuck.

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Ooo allow me to further embarrass myself: 2008 - High School 2011 - College (emo trash panda intensifies) 2019

On the plus side, the one in the picture likes to let me launch him on the bed. Just press down on a corner and watch him come running then flying away. Hops back immediately to do it again.

I'd say you've been sick since the day you put a fidget spinner in your screen name.

I'm guessing the guy that crosses over has to act like a glass cannon dodgeball and tag as many opponents as possible before returning to the safety of his flock, lest he gets tackled and subsequently butchered to make Kuru sandwiches.

Will this be an open book discussion or will I need to memorize every minor bit of information before approaching the High Council?

That sucks. They're really adorable and affectionate. I'm also told they're smart, but that remains to be seen with my boys.