GunStarHero

Come show me your sorcerous ways, temptress.

I like that every time I got off the plane in Vegas, someone always runs to the slot machines like they just can't wait to be poorer.

I am far too retarded for him to win against me in a debate.

One time I went to see a movie at a local casino, got out of said movie and played $1 on a slot machine. Won $15 So I got tacos. That was a good day.

I JUST WANT TO WEAR RIBBONS IN MY HAIR AND KISS ALL THE BOYS!

What!? I don't know how to do all that shit either!

Same, bro. Let's be girls together.

I've had three big moves in my life thus far and, while I'm not sure I know of a proper method, here's what I did: First move I mailed most of my things and then took a Greyhound and brought two suitcases. The bus part was absolutely awful. Don't do that. Mailing the items was a great idea, though. Albeit this wasn't furniture or anything particularly big. It wasn't very expensive to ship that stuff though so that was another plus. Second move I had more stuff and was moving with roommates across the country. We drove ourselves in a very packed car and that wasn't so bad. Stayed at cheap hotels, ate fast food and snacks, etc. But we used a moving service to ship over our stuff. The service used a giant moving truck and took their candy ass time to transport our belongings. They improperly stacked shit and crushed several boxes containing fragile items. Was a big mess trying to get reimbursed for the damaged items and we actually lost that in the end. It was a pretty expensive service and not at all worth it. I'm sure there are more reputable companies available but you'll have to do the legwork yourself. Most recent move we got a U-Haul and moved our own things. This went the most smoothly but it wasn't cheap either. If you get a U-Haul and use it in the same city then you're fine. But if you're doing a big move then it adds up super fast. Hope that helps in some way if only anecdotally.

These are the facts, folks. There is a gap in time within The New Testament, and a small village in Japan claims Daitenku Taro Jurai (or Jesus Christ to you casuals) traveled there in his early 20s to study theology for 12 years. After Jesus returned home, those pesky Romans had come to town and it was They captured ole Daitenku, but he was a wily one, and, when his noble and otherwise totally unmentioned brother, Isuriki, casually took his place on the cross, Jesus made his great escape back to the sacred lands of Herai (modern day Shingo, Aomori).Exclusive footage of said escape provided for your viewing pleasure: Imagine the look on those stupid fucking Roman soldiers' faces when they realized he had escaped and they had killed the wrong man! Jesus would live out the remaining 73 years of his life in this sleepy village, as the Shogun of Spirits or some shit idk. If you ever find yourself in Japan, just itching to see where Daitenku lived out his final days, be sure to keep an eye out for subtle signs like this one to guide you on your way: And for any of you jerk off anti theists that think Jesus would've stuck out like a sore thumb in Japan, then I got some news for you: the man was the splitting image of Japan, and always has been. Don't let anyone tell you different. Additional reading: Tokyo Travel article via WayBack Machine - https://web.archive.org/web/20060825022848/http://metropolis.co.jp/tokyotravel/tokyojapantravel/3523/tokyojapantravelinc.htm Smithsonian Magazine article - https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/the-little-known-legend-of-jesus-in-japan-165354242/ Shingo, Aomori Wiki article - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shingō,_Aomori Atlas Obscura with additional pictures - https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/tomb-of-jesus-christ

I am a ninja.

A ninja.

FPS for life.

I wasn't.

That's what I use current pictures for because I'm insecure about myself weeeee!

I regularly show old pictures of myself and have a laugh at my own expense. From the looks of things most people here do the same. The reason yours is funny is because instead of owning it you have to subvert the image itself and puff out that alpha chest again. Laugh, homie. Crack wise. Put that bravado to use and have fun with it. If someone makes fun of my picture from when I was younger I'll whip out more stuff from my blunder years and trash myself. You could've joined in the reindeer games and had some fun for once. I mean you didn't even go after my picture I posted right before that.

He brings it on himself, mostly.

That's ole Viper and his trusty blade.

Let me get cha a little hard then, champ:

The ViperDiaper himself.

Why thank you! I always figured a pretty dick is more enticing than a Viper-gloom shroom.

Tsk tsk. I always keep mine in top tier condition in case of sexual emergencies, such as turning men gay.

I'm sure it was a very feminine penis.

I was mistaken for a boy a lot. So there's that too. Lots of similarities.

We doing old pictures? This was back in high school. I have clearly angled the picture like that to hide how fat I was back then.