GunStarHero

Japanese Harry Potter goes to ninja school. His village doesn't like him because he is one of the 9 Gods of Furries. Big Boss Ninja tells everyone not to tell the idiot orphan that he's a fuckin' god, but one dude totally snitches and Naruto and his mentor whoop his monkey ass. After this Naruto assigned to a team lead by a senior emo who spends his time reading the latest erotic fanfictions. His teammates are a brooding edgelord and a walking vagina. Ninja Ash Ketchum wants to be the very best, like no one ever was, aka the king of yard work ninjas. The squad goes on fun side quests, wasting our time, and eventually wasting the Aquafina village's most famous Cloud Strife cosplayer and his companion, a young drag queen. After leveling up, the party gets invited to take part in the prestigious ninja SATs. This is followed by a game of hide seek in the woods that culminates in a 1v1. No items. Fox only. Final Destination. EVO continues until a Snake main interrupts and summons some badass zombie ninjas to gank the Big Boss Ninja. But Big Boss is like "fuck you dude" and casts a spell on the Snake main, forcing him to No Contest the match. Later on, this hentai-crazed frogman decides Naruto needs to see his first pair of titties. Like not just any titties. Some big titty goth gf titties. Frogman likes them titties so much, he wants goth gf to be the next ninja president. Meanwhile, Naruto's edgelord teammate wants to kill his brother, mostly cause said brother killed their family and he totally wanted to do that. Snake main returns to teach edgelord how to use contact lenses. Naruto warns of the dangers of maining Snake and using contacts, but he is ignored. Livid, Naruto runs off to learn the ways of hentai with frogman. Walking vagina finally gets her shit together and opts to learn how to be a big titty goth gf from the ninja president. There is a sudden appearance of a Philly Cheesesteak. It was not well done, nor welcome in this place. A group of rogue, soundcloud rappers kidnap one of the 9 Gods of Furries in an attempt to get some free yiffs. I didn't watch or read past this point but, if I understand correctly, they eventually fight God. Naruto later marries this chick whose family is so poor, they can't afford color for their eyes. The couple would later give birth to two mistakes, and one of them got a sick cable TV deal for his own show.

I have a proximity rule with spiders. You do your thing away from me and I'll do my thing away from you. But should we ever meet in close quarters, especially if I'm butt ass naked, I will destroy you.

Meanwhile, I'm over here like:

We had a set of these, don't know if they were actually clacker balls or not, but they would like snap and a puff of smoke would happen when you hit them together. Like two, dusty cherry bombs you could repeatedly smash together. Horrible toy and I absolutely loved it.

That makes sense. The one I was able to see in person wasn't hooked up to a TV, so it came off as even less desirable. Shame cause I do like some of their games and have always wanted an AES.

It achieves the distinction of cybering when you're balls deep into a robot. Possibly androids.

You get the Neo Geo Mini? I wanted it but it looks kinda lame, especially with that tiny screen.

In some manner or other. People have already been arrested out here for things relating to it. And there are "events" set up out in Rachel, NV nearby Area 51. Stuff like Alienstock. Be interesting to see the news tomorrow.

Got banned on an IRC chatroom for constantly confessing my love of my two bishies, Legato Bluesummers and Kakashi Hatake. Brought it with me to the boards in 2003. Luckily my...artistic endeavors of the time never went online.

Key and Peele.

Chocolate chip cookies suck.

That's Luuv's spaghetti.

Homewrecker!

It's cool, I wasn't planning on eating shit today anyways.

Was with an absurdly attractive friend once and we were at a gas station. She got so many cat calls it was like a damn circus. Me? One dude gave me the saddest, pity call, as if acknowledging me would help his chances with my friend.

*eating my 4th slice of cake* Haha look at this fat nerd!

Was thinking of watching this. I like Biggie so I found Wu Tang because of him and I really liked all the clips and themes from old kung fu movies on top of everything else. Admittedly never knew too much about them as a whole, though. Maybe I'll just wait til the whole thing is out before I make a decision.