GunStarHero

That depends on how committed you are to modeling my dumpster-tier "creations" on Etsy.

Friend of mine ended up getting a nice job and got himself a new BMW. I was legitimately worried about him getting pulled over for nothing and something bad happening as he was a younger black guy. Offered to ride with him if he ever needed me too. Sounds stupid, but he took me up on the offer if only to hang out more. Sure enough, one day I was with him, we got pulled over and ole Lieutenant 2% waltzes over with his bullshit about speeding. Dude didnt believe it was my friend's car and told him to step out of the vehicle. I piped up and just asked the officer if I could drive instead if that was ok. He checked my ID, (I didn't have a license, btw, just a learner's) and agreed to it but told me to watch the speed and blah blah blah. I won't pretend to know if anything else could have happened but I was happy I was there in that moment. Didn't happen again, least not while I was still riding with him up until I moved away.

What a coincidence! I've always wanted to be one! Alas, I am a lowly, itty bitty titty, bargain bin goth. Those clothes are too damn expensive, man.

IS THAT AN AKITA????

Let's see your memes then, Mr. Funny Man!

Ok bye.

Anyways

You should call the only man for the job. He'll know where to buy.

I feel this. Prior to my current relationship, which started about 2 years ago, the last time I dated anyone was back in 2006.

Brace yourself...

Embracing Mediocrity

Blaire White is a house tranny. Fuck her.

I am disappointed in this thread.

Dunno. He has barely spoken with me so I didn't even hear this from him. And there's a precedent between him and my girlfriend long before we started dating. He's definitely not being weird or invasive about it so its whatever I guess.

My girlfriend has a friend that seems quite interested in sleeping with us both.

And you really underestimate yourself.

No clue who that is.