GunStarHero

Got banned on an IRC chatroom for constantly confessing my love of my two bishies, Legato Bluesummers and Kakashi Hatake. Brought it with me to the boards in 2003. Luckily my...artistic endeavors of the time never went online.

Key and Peele.

Chocolate chip cookies suck.

That's Luuv's spaghetti.

Homewrecker!

It's cool, I wasn't planning on eating shit today anyways.

Was with an absurdly attractive friend once and we were at a gas station. She got so many cat calls it was like a damn circus. Me? One dude gave me the saddest, pity call, as if acknowledging me would help his chances with my friend.

*eating my 4th slice of cake* Haha look at this fat nerd!

Was thinking of watching this. I like Biggie so I found Wu Tang because of him and I really liked all the clips and themes from old kung fu movies on top of everything else. Admittedly never knew too much about them as a whole, though. Maybe I'll just wait til the whole thing is out before I make a decision.

Arrive late to the thread and post a slightly too long and awkwardly personal anecdote.

Be sad to attend a fuck convention and no one was interested so, like, you had to do you. But now, like, I may as well record the session cause nobody loves me better than me, unless I am currently hating me, so uncivilized. And now it's a tutorial for potential partners. Not many takers for it, not openly. So then we upload it online, probably to a porn site, cause I won't be censored dammit! Lo and behold, finally I get some eyes on my prize. And wouldn't you know it, suggestions, too! A lot of suggestions. Too many suggestions. My god these suggestions. I learn a valuable lesson that there's always more than one way to love myself so I accept the more...reasonable requ--suggestions. And before I know, I have a whole catalog! What a wealth of knowledge for any future paramours! Also what are tokens for? I keep getting tokens during my live tutorials.

Oh he's one of those. I similarly infuriated my father and both my grandfathers when I refused to take up either engineering or the Air Force because that's what everyone else did. So I know that goes. Although, one grandfather died when I was like 6 so idk what dude expected me to tell him. Him: YA GOTTA CONTINUE THE PROUD LINEAGE OF MECHANICS AND ENGINEERS! 6yo me: I wanna be a ninja turtles.

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We changed the rules while we figured it out but ultimately it worked out to having X amount of shields per team. The shields were various things, like boogie boards or trashcan lids. Players with shields could block, deflect or assist their teammates. You'd have to hit the shield users like any other player to get them out but the shield made it harder obviously. It was usually only 2 shields per team so most people played more traditionally.

I arranged everything myself. Got all our equipment, reserved half courts/rooms if needed, provided water, and would sometimes cook after to sweeten the deal. We averaged 10 players 3 days a week, but we'd get up to ~20 somedays. Anyone that was walking by that wanted to join was welcome but most people just liked to observe. Drew little crowds when we had bigger matches or played any of our special game modes like FFA dodgeball or Captain America Dodgeball (with shields).

Dodgeball is my go to. Sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not.

I am honored to have helped this post come into existence.

How cruel to ignore the ninja right I'm front you of all along! Me! The ninja!

And they can teach you their secrets!

But it does exist. AND IT'S FOR SALE!