GunStarHero

So this is where I die, huh?

I used to be a really big fan of Naruto. And then I turned 14.

True or False: "Your Body is a Wonderland" was written for a guy.

IT'S A CRIPPLINGLY GOOD TIME

I've been single since 2006 and otherwise haven't done anything sexual since 2012. GUESS I'M THE ONE FOR ME AYYYYY ::: ::: ::: ::: :::

I have 10 CRT TVs for LAN parties, and one is hooked up to my VCR/DVD combo player. Don't have many VHS tapes nowadays, though. Mostly old martial arts movies and Pokemon tapes.

That's not so much a happy face as it is a feigned attempt to show I'm ok when I'm breaking apart from the inside.

::]:: ::: :fap: ::]::

I actually only wash my face using warm water and my bare hands.

I had my wages garnished for a short time because of my student loans despite the fact I was consistently paying on them. They even seized the entirety of my tax return last year. Totally legal and hardly worth fighting. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AMERICA

I would say it was moreso you talking at us the whole time.

Who said you could talk to me?

Please don't kill my vibe. I just got this thing.

Really opening Pandora's Box on this one. But you asked for it. Melting. As in, during sex, one or more people literally melt and fucking die. That's my shit.

Ostensibly when I was a kid and put my faith in my parents always being right. DADDY ISSUES HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Oh ja, and I was a big enough lesbo for my dear old father to try to send me to a conversion camp. Good times.

It's ok, mochi, for I am the gayest of them all. Most gay? Supreme Lord of the Silverback Bears and Cubs? Hm. Questions for later.

You do that.