Houdini Splicer
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Fine, I'll do it.
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*clicks on thread* *is thoroughly entertained*
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Yeah, those were the days.
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Yes, do that. I've got a feeling about this one.
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Don't go rushing in like a madman. Be all ninja-like. You know, acting like a little beta bitch until they let their guard down. Then you can reveal who you really are, and go all Alpha on 'em. -
Saturday morning cartoons.
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Drink one for me. One case, not just one single beer. That's how true Alphas roll.
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He won't. He's too afraid.
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Well, whatever you call it, did you get any of it? I've been so tired I couldn't sleep before, and it sucks.
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I know the name of a bar where you are guaran-damn-teed to get some action. A 100% sure thing. You ever hear of 'The Blue Oyster Bar'? You should totally check it out.
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Did you ever get any sleep?
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*knock-knock* "Now who the hell could that be?"
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Awesome.
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Okay, but I have one simple request: put my remains in someone's garden, so at least I'll be useful for something.
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Maybe you're anemic royalty.
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Yesss...
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I'll never forget.
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Plus a bicycle pump.
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Sum up your life thus far with one image.
Houdini Splicer replied to Codename: Jackass's topic in Free-For-All
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Yes, but not always.
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...MTV was actually music television?
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Cool story, bro. Except in this case, 'cool story, bro' means 'you suck, and will never procreate'.
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...everything seemed so fresh and new, and anything seemed possible? ...you got older, and reality came and kicked you square in the ass, pointed at you, and laughed? edit: too many 'whens'
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...gas was under a dollar a gallon?
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The Angry Chair.