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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Houdini Splicer
    We learn something new every day. I didn't want to learn this, though.
  2. Houdini Splicer
    Get a drone, then you can follow her around everywhere. I'm sure she'd love that.
  3. Houdini Splicer
    I was around for it. I got my fair share of it, too. Both at school and at home. Of course, I needed it, 'cause I was a little hellion.
  4. Houdini Splicer
    Or, you could just take your frustrations out on your penis, like you normally do.
  5. Houdini Splicer
    So he's gonna have kids that fuck each other, basically. Ya know, incest is best, and, the closer kin, the deeper in. Shit like that. Dammit all to hell, Zeni, what's wrong with you?
  6. Houdini Splicer
    People throw around the phrase "Timeless Classics" a lot, but here, it actually does fit.
  7. Houdini Splicer
    That's the first thing that came to mind when I saw the title. Damn, I'm old.
  8. Houdini Splicer
    Shout Shout Let it all out
  9. Houdini Splicer
    Looks cool to me.
  10. Houdini Splicer
    I was 20 when I lost mine. The girl's father was passed out drunk in the next room. I was paranoid as fuck, but I didn't let it stop me. Hell, she wouldn't have let me stop, anyway.
  11. Houdini Splicer
    "Interstate Love Song" by Stone Temple Pilots
  12. Houdini Splicer
    But she's your mom, dude.
  13. Houdini Splicer
    Oh, yeah. That's always the vibe I've gotten from it, too.
  14. Houdini Splicer
    This works for me.
  15. Houdini Splicer
    Anybody have a good remedy? Anybody want to give me a massage?
  16. Houdini Splicer
    Yeah, put me in the same category as the shoot first, ask questions later crowd. I'm not too worried about anyone finding out, since I live in a wetland area, with a river nearby, and various sinkholes scattered about.
  17. Houdini Splicer
    Can you fly, Bobby? Clarence, no!
  18. Houdini Splicer
    If not that, maybe this... ...since that seems to fit his attitude on life.
  19. Houdini Splicer
    Clarence Boddicker's gonna pay you a little visit.
  20. Houdini Splicer
    Nah, they wouldn't let him ride inside, so they tied him to the hood with bungee straps.
  21. Houdini Splicer
    Yeah, he let you out of your cage. Damn you, Bob Morton!
  22. Houdini Splicer
    What I hate is trying to pick back up where I dropped off... only to fall asleep again, then wake back up, try again, fall back asleep, etc., etc. I end up reading the same passage three or four times before giving up.
  23. Houdini Splicer
    Damn. RIP
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  25. Houdini Splicer
    Take a flask with you, then you can take a swig or two when no one is looking. Keep your buzz going longer that way.
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