Houdini Splicer

Yep, sounds about right.

Creepy little bastard.

Just an average day.

You should have kept this to yourself.

Well, it should be, dangit!

She might have gone out and banged another dude... or twelve. But look at it this way: she thought enough of you that, once she cleaned off all the baby batter from the orgy, she logged back on and replied to you. So, that's progress. That's a good thing. Baby steps, dude. Baby steps.

Dammit...

Wake his ass up and tell him you be hungry. Tell him you're in the mood... the mood for food, dude.

I like these better.

Nah, son, that's the Power of Greyskull!

*knocks you the fuck out* Get outta here with that shit, man.

Yeah, I refuse to accept that Zeni has that much influence over anyone, anywhere.

Good for her. You creepy little bastard.

*points and laughs*

Spam in the place where I live (ham and pork) Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam in my luchbox at work (it's the best) Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it at all If you're running low, go to the store Carry some money to help you buy more The tab is there to open the can The can is there to hold in the spam Oh, spam on the table at home (ham and pork) Think about selection, are there different flavors now (let's eat) Spam in my office at work (it's the best) Think about the stuff its made from, wonder if it's some kind of meat If you need a spoon, keep one around Carry a thermose to help wash it down Now, if there's some left, don't just throw it out Use it for spackle or bathroom grout, now Spam in my pantry at home (have some more) Think of expiration, better read the lable (oh boy) Spam breakfast, dinner, or lunch (it's the best) Think about how it's been precooked, wonder if I'll just eat it cold Now, once you start in, you can't put it down Don't leave it sitting or it'll turn brown The key is going to open the tin The tin is there to keep the spam in Oh, spam (spam) Ham and pork Think about nutrition, wonder what's inside it now (oh boy) Spam (spam) It's the best Really makes a darn good sandwhich any way you slice it Spam in the place where I live (have some more) Think about addiction, wonder if I'm a junkie now (let's eat) Spam in the place where I work (you're obsessed) Think about the way it's processed, wonder if it's some kind of meat Spam in the back of my car (ham and pork) Spam any place that you are (ham and pork) The tab is there to open the can (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork) The can is there to hold in the spam (spam any place that you are) (ham and pork)

Thanks a bunch.

Yeah, a crummy participation award. Fuck that noise.

Empty fossil of the new scene

They didn't show all of one of those. Oh, the humanity.

Maybe she's even more desperate than you are, if such a thing is possible.

Dust rise right on over my time

Dude...

Earth-shattering orgasm?

They're onto you, dude.

It's colder than a witch's titty, in an iron bra, face down in the motherfucking snow.